Dear Diary These kids are going to kill me. Lorcan is certain he can fly, and keeps trying to jump out his bedroom window, I had to magically bind the windows so he could not fall to his death. Imogen, the sweet darling, read Alice in Wonderland the other day, and now she keeps trying to find rabbit holes to fall into, or white rabbits to chase. Her dresses and petticoats are getting muddy and torn. I love them both to pieces but soon or later someone is going to get hurt. They will be the end of me. Sincerely, Ophelia Written by: Visna Hunt