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Dr.Harleen Quinzel is a respected doctor at Arkham Asylum, well known for her intelligence and kind personality but much like everybody else in Gotham she has her secrets. When given the opportunity to 'fix' the joker she cannot help but intervene....however with her already on the brink of madness could this push her over the edge? I do not own any of Dc comics and most of these characters belong to them (more of my own will Join the story later on!)

Harleen Quinzel isn't like any other doctor you know. She is insane. Don't be fooled by her beauty. In one second, she can shoot your brains out. But only one man could bring that out of her, the Joker. (PG-13)

Khailah and her crazy life. (Was originally "Helpless") Book 1

Healani has always been dealt the shit end of the stick. Nothing in her life came easy but with the help of her best friend she's managed to just take it day by day. That's what her life consisted of, just hoping and praying she got through the day. Josiah being so closed off, so anti social friends weren't something he was familiar with. All of this comes with reasoning. Doesn't that make both he and Healani a set up for failure?

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

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There's a new girl in school. Ryan is definitely intrigued by her, and thinks she's hot. The only problem? She's dead. Cover by: Soundthealarm

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