Sebastian Sallow fucking sucks. Who else would call you ignorant after all you've done for him? After what happened at the Yule Ball? AND steal the pumpkin pasty right from your pocket? That damn Slytherin would. Except he doesn't actually think you're ignorant, and you don't actually hate him. And that's the problem isn't it? Because the two of you together are destined for chaos when all the Unforgivables, the relic, and every other terrible decision comes back to bite you in the ass. Featuring (This fic WILL give you whiplash): ✨Morally grey and pining Sebastian Sallow; ✨Ravenclaw/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships; ✨Unhinged chaos couple with a slow burn, love/hate storyline; ✨Yule Ball; ✨Heavy expansion on the relic; ✨Dark magic as an addiction (and it makes them horny lol); ✨Angst and Hurt/Comfort; ✨A lotttt of banter and shameless flirting; ✨Squint and you'll spot a praise kink; ✨Possessive and manipulative behavior; ✨Sebastian covered in blood and on his knees (idk what else you'd want); ✨Hurt her and you're dead mentality; ✨Eventual Smut; ✨And an unreliable narrator