COMPLETELY SATIRE This was written in a coding class In a kingdom where dungeons have one bed on purpose, and alpha males growl more than they speak, Y/N is just trying her best to survive with her paper-thin, four foot one, low iron, petite, fragile, wind-sensitive hourglass figure. Lorenzo Russo - her tall, six foot seven, muscular, sigma, alpha-wolf, baddie roommate who growls instead of talking and insists on calling her kitten. Levi Russo - Lorenzo's nonchalant baddie alpha twin, that pretends to hate her. But everything changes when a jealous gust of wind steals Y/N straight out of her dungeon cell and drops her into Levi's bedroom, right onto his twin bed. Suddenly she's caught between a possessive alpha, his nonchalant twin, and her own inability to stay on the ground for more than seven minutes.