Artemis Hargreeves-or rather Maxine Hopper, has finally returned home. Not to 2019 to the Umbrella Academy in New York, but to 1976 to Denver, Colorado where her brother Vance Hopper is. But the strange thing about Artemis's return is, she's 13 again, and despite the fact that she was six when she was taken, no one seems to be surprised that she's aged 7 years in the span of 8 months. Though it seems that when she returns, hoping to have escape Five's toxicity and obsessive behavior, she gets 6 new obsessers. It's hard for Max to live when she's the sister of Vance Hopper, but even harder when she has 6 boys breathing down her neck wherever she goes. To make things worse, it seems that all the boys, even Vance, have agreed to share her. - - - - Please read 'Number Obsession' before you start this!

~You're no good, you're no good You could kill me and you should I'm an idiot for thinking this was anything but blood On the wall, on the couch, on the corner of my mouth You must like being the victim You've done nothing to get out Of this pattern of pain Washed away by the rain You'll forgive me if I promise And do nothing but the same This is life until death Could be my last dying breath But this is love, love, shut up, this is love~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ In which Number Obsession is literally my pride and joy story, and I love Artemis much more then I love my other story's and I have a little bit of an obsession with that book, so I make one-shots for it.

"Who the hell are these guy? Are you replacing me? Again?" "No! They, uh, they took me in." "Why'd that girl call you Hopper?" "I told them that was my last name so I didn't have to explain if I had any relation to Dad, you know, since everybody knows him." "I really did miss you, Eight. I hope you missed me too." ~~~ Artemis Hargreeves was not expecting Five to return after 17 years. No one was. But the Five that returned, wasn't exactly the Five that left. No, this Five is a bigger dick then the old Five. He snaps at everyone, he hates everyone and everything and he has this weird thing with Artemis. An obsessive Five does not go well with trying to save the world. But, how deep does Five's love actually go? How far is he willing to go, what is he willing to do, for Artemis? Is he willing to sacrifice everything? Is he willing to sacrifice his own family? All for an obsessive crush?