Another chatfic and writing fic cause why not 😻🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ btw this is a Ennoshita x reader!!!

A chatfic 😻😻

A chatfic 😻😻

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

When she's rendered an empty shell of who she used to be, someone has to be there to pick up the pieces. With a dead social life, two parents who shouldn't be parents, and a quirk that makes her sleep half the day away, who could possibly get her back on her feet? [Updated (ALMOST) every Friday] ⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️ MENTIONS OF SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, AND ABUSE (EMOTIONAL, MENTAL, PHYSICAL). IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE THEMES, EITHER DO NOT READ, OR PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️ HEAVY MENTIONS OF BLOOD AND DEATH. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ⚠️MANY HEAVY TOPICS AHEAD⚠️ Read at your own risk. If you are struggling with any issues mentioned in this book, do not be afraid to reach out to me or your local Suicide Prevention Hotline.

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book