Short 2doc ficlet for doctor-sees-destiel-on-baker-st on tumblr. Sorry I didn't make it as saucy as I had planned it. It's 12 am and I just wanted to finally post the first little story so it's probably rushed and not as good as it could have been so I'm sorry. But have some cute 2Doc fluff instead, right? Yeahhh. 2D had a bad dream and can't get back to sleep so who better to go to than Murdoc, right?...Right?

A.K.A "over-exaggerated handjobs." EDIT: WHY IS THIS GETTING SO MANY VOTES THANK YOU SO MUCH

Literally a TON of AU's and head canons and...yeah. Just a ton of fanfic

I don't really have a better title. Stuart Pot is a loner type, who prefers to keep to himself. That is, until he meets child prodigy Noodle, gentle giant Russel, and supposed bad boy Murdoc. More thorough about will probably come later, I'm so bad at abouts and the like.

Listen up, kiddie-winkles. This is my big book of Gorillaz one-shots. Requests are open, of course, only things I won't do are Noodle x anybody (except Cyborg) and any sort of abuse. I'm also not doing anything NSFW, of course. If there's a ship involved, I'll put it in {}, so you don't have to read them if you don't want to. ** A lot of these aren't canon to Phase Four... don't blame me, they were written way before! In fact, most of my oneshots that are saved as drafts now won't be canon to Phase Four and I don't want to go back through and modify them, so don't be angry with me! **