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Another Shitshow || Various! Naruto x Reader || by Daelaidve
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"Wait what the fuck?" . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . "I- (Y/n), did you burn down 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 fucking building?" "I can neither confirm nor deny those statements." "(Y/N)." "My lawyer says no." . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . "NOT TODAY FUCKER. BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP HOE. REEEEEEE-" . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . "Don't test me. I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 cry." . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . • ° • . The story of how (Y/n) gets their dumb self isekai-ed into Naruto. I know, so creative. There certainly aren't enough of them around. Brace yourselves for yet another shitshow. that would've been a good ending if this was a sequel lmao. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I don't claim any of his work, I only own the plot. Cover art is by me :]
(DISCONTINUED) Hol Up- Where The Hell Am I??? [Naruto Various x Reader] by Frutiestofloops
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(discontinued) You were your average overdramatic zoomer stuck in quarantine. So, what was there to do besides completely throw your nonexistent social life away by watching your favorite animes and becoming a hermit? Nothing. That's what. So, why did you just get practically snapped by thanos into a whole ass different dimension??? Okay. What.The.Fuck. »»---->¯\_(ツ)_/¯<----«« >Cursing up ahead >Reader doesn't have a specified gender go wild I guess (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞ >I do not own Naruto >I do not own you >I do however own half a brain cell and its being used to write this
𝙎𝙐𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙇 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙄𝘼𝘾 ᵗᵒᵏʳᵉᵛ [𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱] by piercethevineil
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"𝑾𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒐𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆, 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂~?" "𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊-𝒔𝒂𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅." "𝑶𝒌𝒂𝒚, 𝒂𝒏𝒅? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒋𝒐𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒐, 𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊-𝒌𝒖𝒏!" "𝒃𝒖𝒕-" ° • ° PLEASE READ THIS. IM BEGGING😭🙏 i dont want to say it again but a "y/n" is here and she isn't the main character😭 she appears in like chap 8 and istg if yall comment another thing abt being surprised she's there👊👊 i will cry the first chapters are cringey asf/srs in chapter 28(not sure which) there's a "fujoshi" scene, and remembering it now, ..it's uncomfortable. i thought it was okay since i was a huge fan of "kiss him, not me" back then but..☹️👎 this book was made when i was still new to wattpad, and if you cringe the moment u read it feel free to click off bc i would too😍😍 there'll be typos!! variousxfem!Dazai(she's an OC not a reader.) this fanfic is going to stray away from the tokrev manga AGAIN! Female-reader is included here for plot purposes AND for comedy (examples are early 2021 gen-z jokes) remember, y/n and dazai are different people. i don't want to repeat it again😔😔
A Harry potter cRacK fiC ft. The Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus by beansareironic
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I'm bored and feel like writing a crack fic. So here's a Harry Potter crack fic. This is inspired by @Im_a_Rociesaurus who wrote an amazing Harry Potter Crack fic called Harry Potter Crack fic. (and yes this feature the Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus) -------------- This takes place at the battle of Hogwarts where some weird shit goes down UwU
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃! by imagoodkidsometimes
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!𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃! -------- "𝒓𝒖𝒉 𝒓𝒐𝒉 𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒚" ------- "𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯!...𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞.." -------- "𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰-" -------- "𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚊-" -------- 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒 --------
ayo, is that a cheese stick?? by Runa-Takishiki
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A CRACK FIC textfic of creepypasta x reader I'm not even bothering with a proper description just go in blind and be warned
Here We Go Again by _KingWolfie_
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When Uchiha Madara wakes up in the body of a child from the Uzumaki clan, watch him guide his new brother Naruto down the path to be Hokage while watching him from the shadows. How will he react to the death of the Uchiha clan I wonder. Edit: This is a Crackfic, kinda. It wasn't going to be but then it became one so now it is. Yeah... figured it was about time to update this and let everyone know this is indeed a crackfic. I don't own Naruto or it's plot, I wish I did though. Started: 2nd Jan 2021
Was sanity an OPTION? - crack deku MHA by Forest_Of_Mollie
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Izuku Midoriya, a depressed, suicidal, smexy delinquent cursed with immortality somehow find himself as a psychopathic crackhead that ... contributes to society? #1 in Gore 2/4/23 Trigger warning: Suicide attempts, swearing , gore, dark humour, domestic abuse and general abuse and various hilarious,but mature content.
Switched With a Fangirl (Various!Naruto X Reader) by lavender_castella
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After your friend introduces you to the anime Naruto, you wake up in Sakura's body. How did this happen and how do you fix it? Is that even possible? Note: This story is a crack fic/fix it fic that is on a long hiatus and potential discontinue
Fuck this | (OLD VER) by EndlessBread
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!ONE PIECE X READER! (HE/HIM PRONOUNS) Ngl this is gonna be kinda gay. This is the old one! New version is on the way! (All characters from original storyline belong to Eiichiro Oda)