Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf. [COMPLETED] He is the most powerful Alpha of his generation. She is the quirky human girl who has dark secrets. When the two unlikely souls gets put together, it can only lead to one thing. © MissTroubleX 2015 ❀ The spinoff, Fight Me, Alpha is officially out now! xo ❀ Cover made by mintys- ♡

"Are you willing to go for 40?" Blake questioned with a smirk on his face causing my blood to boil but forcing myself to think of the good side. "20?" Just ignore him Emily, he is just trying to mess with you, ignore him "10?" I looked at the teacher hoping he will help me but his asleep, just great. "5?" I got up pushing my chair back as it falls to the floor with a loud bang causing heads to turn to us, I grabbed my book and aimed it at his head. But as I don't have any skills in chucking it ended up hitting the teacher Great now I just hit a teacher over the head with a massive Science book. ~.~.~ Emily Miller, brown hair, blue eyes and a personality that can make any guys heart flutter. Jacob Matthews, brown hair, green eyes and looks that can make any girl fall for him. What happens when Jacob's and Emily's worlds crash together, he finds out that not only shes got a heart that is to die for but she is the whole package. But his friends seem's to feel the same as they became really protective over Emily, its either he changes his ways for a girl he cares for or let his 'player best friends get her' but he soon finds out that she has anger problems, serious anger problems so if someone gets on the wrong side of her they are dead. Will Jacob be on the bad side of her?

There's a new girl in town.She keeps alot of secrets. People are following her. All the girls envy her but at the same time are scared of her! All the guys lust her but know not to mess with her she made that pretty clear the first day of school. But what happens when the school's badass/biggest player James makes a bet that he can make the school's new badass Skylar fall in love with him. But what he doesn't know is that she not only a badass but a criminal to.

Ashleyah Fox is that quite nerdy girl none notices. The one who's always wearing the long sleeved shirts and big bulky, black rimmed glasses. Completely invisible to the social network in school. Always insulted constantly by the populars. Until the leader of them all, finds her at a party. Completely different. What you don't know may surprise you

The name is Riley Evans. But to some its Razor. Riley Evans is not your typical teenager. Maybe to everyone else she is but everyone has their flaws. When Riley was just 10 years old her father taught her how to fight; how to protect herself..and others. Using her abilities she goes out on the streets of Chicago being as you might say a hero. But there's a catch. No one knows this mysterious person who beats people up and sends them to jail. Who doesnt cause the fighting but actually tries to stop it. The only name they know her by is Razor. They dont know what she looks like, how old she is, or her real identity. Just Razor. But what happens when a star football player and her get teamed up for an English project? What happens when secrets she never knew are revealed? What happens when her family's past comes back to haunt her?

This is just the first chapter of my story "The School Player VS ME". I have uploaded this for a university assignment :) Link to story: http://www.wattpad.com/story/855080-the-school-player-vs-me

Can Millie keep from strangling the sarcastic hot jerk James? Maybe, but i doubt it Can Millie keep a secret once she stumbles on it? Possible Can Millie fall in love? Hell yes she can but she won’t ever admit it! Millie takes after her mother in a lot of ways, but one the other hand Millie really look like the good and all that is innocent, well that’s what James though to, but that was his first mistake, the second was attempting to threaten her, the third was under minding her, but his fourth and biggest mistake? Well that was scratching her car. Better look out James, this good girl is out for revenge.

There is only one word to explain her. Badass. Carrie Lycon, isn't your average teenage school girl, she is a werewolf. She has been expelled from over five schools and is now moving to a new one. But when she moves she finds her mate, but will she accept or reject, all because he is the big, bad Bad boy Chase Miller, or A.K.A The soon the be Alpha. What happens when they meet, read to find out the unexpected twists and turns Carrie's life takes after meeting Chase.