For buttoned-up Dana, life is a carefully curated spreadsheet of routine and order. Her new job as an assistant seems like the perfect, professional fresh start she's been waiting for. Then she meets Billie. Billie is everything Dana despises-and, to her utter frustration, absolutely can't ignore. She makes it her mission to charm Dana into a flustered mess, and Dana finds herself fighting a losing battle to maintain her composure as their worlds collide in a fiery mix of friction and undeniable chemistry.

Everyone envies Billie's life... but no one knows the truth. A new friend shakes her world, helping her escape a toxic relationship and confront the person she's really meant to be. Secrets, desire, and self-discovery collide-can Billie finally find herself before it's too late? AU This story may contain drugs, abuse, and self-harm. Smut will also be present, so read at your own risk. G!P main character. English is not my first language, so be nice, please. Started as a Billie x Reader, but is now a Billie x Original Character. #1 billiexreader 01/14/2026 #1 billiexoc 01/20/2026 #1 billieeilishpiratebairdoconnell 02/17/2026

inspired by andré aciman's novel and luca guadagnino's film. julia has a summer house up north. not too far up since she lives in a luxurious chicago townhouse. beside her lake house resides a cottage along the same property, divided by trees as a fence hiding the two from sight. the cottage is used as an airbnb year-round, constantly bringing in new kinds of people. the only way to see who's next door is walking along the dock, hoping that the neighbor is on their dock the same time as you. when curiously walking along the dock for what seems to be the 100th time that humid july evening, she finally caught a glimpse of her temporary neighbor. the visitor had deep brown hair, turning more golden in the setting sunlight. when the "mystery" girl turns to look towards julia's lake house dock, shock courses through the girl's veins. the girl renting her cottage is none other than billie eilish. *~READ IN DARK MODE!!!~* do not read if you're uncomfortable with age gaps :) hope you all enjoy! xo 🫶

This is Cherry Red Disaster. Two girls, one housing mistake. achieved 🥉- #billieeilish 🥈-#billieeilish

Blaire Amara Depp is Hollywood royalty and a professional heartbreaker. As a high-fashion model, actress, and a powerhouse songwriter, she moves through the world with a polished, untouchable grace. To the public, she's a mystery; to the people in her bed, she's a fleeting dream. Whether it's men or women, Blaire plays the game perfectly-one-night stands, zero attachments, and a clean exit. She is the Silk-smooth, luxurious, and impossible to hold onto. Billie Eilish is the voice of a generation. A global icon who hides her vulnerability behind oversized clothes and enigmatic lyrics. She's spent her life avoiding the traps of fame and the dangers of intimacy. She is the Static-moody, electric, and raw. When their worlds collide, the rules change. For the first time in her life, the player finds herself played by her own heart. Blaire can handle a thousand strangers, but she can't handle the way Billie looks at her. She can handle the thrill of the chase, but she can't handle the terrifying depth of actually loving someone. They tried to keep it casual. They tried to keep it a secret. They tried to pretend that they were just two industry peers playing a game. But you can't hide a love this loud. In a world of flashing bulbs and leaking secrets, they find a frequency only they can hear. But as the boundaries between their public images and private desires blur, they realize that the higher the climb, the harder the fall. Because some loves are a symphony... and some are just beautiful noise.

Stuck in a city overrun by hysteria and struggling to escape the everyday nightmare of a dead end job wasn't how you'd expected to be spending your 20s. When everyone around you is so focussed on the maniac at large, the smaller things tend to go unnoticed until it's far too late.

Sam's life is... well, let's call it predictably underwhelming. Wake up, work, maybe eat (if she remembers), sleep, repeat. Honestly, her life has main-character potential, but somehow it's stuck in "background extra" mode, thanks to a series of very unfortunate circumstances. BUT: Plot twist. Her biggest dream is finally about to come true: a trip to Los Angeles with her girls. Sunshine, chaos, probably bad decisions... what could possibly go wrong? (Don't answer that.) ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ Hey guys! I really hope you'll enjoy this story ❤️ I'd absolutely love to hear your feedback or read your comments and I hope you'll fall in love with this story just as much as I did writing it. A lot of things in this story are inspired by real life... but I'm not telling you which ones :) Also, please don't come for me if some timelines feel a little off (time zones are confusing, okay?? Plus, some events happened at different times in real life, I tweaked it to work better for me) As for grammar... I may or may not have forced my brother to proofread sometimes (at least the parts I could actually show him 🫣), because his English is annoyingly better than mine. He also refused to let me write everything in lowercase, which honestly feels like a personal attack. So if something's wrong... blame him, not me. Content criticism, though? That's all on me xD Anyway, enjoy the story with me- uh, I mean Sam!

In which 20 year old Gemini goes to get a PAP, she gets accidentally inseminated with a world wide Pop stars baby (Idea from Jane The Virgin)

You are just a simple tattoo artist going through the motions of a difficult time in your life. But then you just so happen to meet someone famous, someone you never thought would affect your life in this way. Billie fucking Eilish

sunday romero was a twenty-five year old, high school art teacher. an unplanned pregnancy led to her getting married younger than she had envisioned. her life wasn't all what she had hoped for but she improvised, and made it to what it is. and for the most part, she wouldn't change it for the world. for the most part. but something was always missing. when taking a day off for alone time, turns into unexpected company from a girl named billie, sunday began realizing what that missing thing was. that thing she desired. that person.