"𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?" "𝙃𝙖𝙝𝙖 𝙣𝙤-" 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵,. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. Started: 29/8/2021 Completed: 21/8/2022 Short chapters :]

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D

~Royal au~ Wilbur has one job. Assassinate the prince. He's been given this job because he is the best there is...and he's desperate. There's only one problem. The prince is really fucking hard to kill. And it only gets harder once Wilbur starts to- uh oh...fall for him? When another assassin turns up, things get a lot more complicated.

!!discontinued because its shit!! stop liking this goddammit minecraft youtubers am i right (no😈) yes, no minors though!! Anyways contains literally anything (LIED!!) Angst (there's only one💀) Fluff (ok) Smut (what) I KNOW ITS CALLED MCYT ONESHITS I PUT THAT ON PURPOSE LOL (haha so quirky uwu😘) Edit: 6/10/22 i am back, i dont care if somebody reads this anymore because tbh, it will be one of the books i can look back to and laugh.