How a clown moved into my psyche and rearranged the furniture. Wait... or was he always there?

Two liars co-author each other's downfall through chaos, mutual understanding, and a game of emotional chicken. Enemies-to-lovers-to-co-conspirators-to-who-even-knows-who-they-are-at-this-point. #1 Philosophical (July '25) #1 Character Study (June '25) #1 Intellectual (Sep '25) #1 witw (Oct '25) #1 Threats (Nov '25) ‼️DISCLAIMER: This story includes mature themes, irredeemable chronic use of foul language, as well depictions of criminal activity (for entertainment purposes only, none of which should be reproduced in real-world scenarios). ["- I twirl your hair, whisper poetry into your soul, threaten your peace of mind - and that gets a 'would not recommend'? And then... you orgasm over ground beef. In my presence. - Mmmhmmm. Best MEAT I've had in a WHIIIILE. Soooooo good..."] ["I had a goldfish once. Loyal. Very dependable. Floated just right. Watched me with those glassy little eyes until it gave up."] ["- Should I clap? - Mmm~ depends. Are you touched? - Wanna touch me? Massage my shoulders or something. They're stiff as fuck from carrying the CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR BULLSHIT!"] ["You don't fall for a person. You fall for the way they fit your scars. ...It's terribly poetic. I might kill someone over it."] GENRE: Immaculate degeneracy/theatrical sadboy horrorcore. Dark comedy neo-noir satire wrapped in romantic nihilism, criminal drama, and metafictional mayhem - like if a philosophy major and a con artist co-wrote a heist while flirting through existential dread (ft. Pigeon). ⚠️ Contains unstable metaphors, masked intimacy, and disturbing amounts of velvet smirking. NOTE ON FORMAT: Dialogue is tagged with 'SCRIBE:' or 'HISOKA:' to mark speaker changes. No new tag = same character is still talking. Think of it like a script. [I don't own Hisoka. No one does. (But credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi.) Don't own the rights to songs added via links either, the rest is original]

He kills for fun. She weaponises honesty. Together, they make chaos feel romantic (and ruin people recreationally). |-I genuinely can't decide if I want to fuck you... or kill you. -Why not both?| |-Losing, hm? It's not like I haven't been waiting to try...| |If I start bleeding vulnerability... you'll be mopping it up with that precious pride of yours.| The Black Whale. Two chronically bored souls collide. Let the shitshow begin. One ship. Three disasters. Zero emotional stability. (HISOKA SMOKING POT IN CHAPTER 16) "I never meant to be the main character. I was just trying to vibe, vape, and maybe emotionally destabilise a clown or two. But somehow... I became the glue. The prophecy. The mango-scented soul of their existential spiral. If that's not literature, I don't know what is." - Laval the Vaper, former cultist, current icon, future academic citation. ⚠️DISCLAIMER: This story is laced with existential dread and might induce a philosophical crisis. Read at your own discretion. (I don't own the rights to the location, Nen or Hisoka. Credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi.)

Trauma-informed sadomasochistic clown erotica with actual plot and elite banter. Hanna's wish came true - she got isekai'd. All she has: her knowledge of the plot, her skills, and newly discovered Nen. Is it the adventure she dreamed of... or a descent into something far darker? ‼️DISCLAIMER: MATURE! Contains disturbing content, manipulation, identity erosion, graphic psychological themes, emotional degradation, torture, murder/violence/gore, and constant thirst & smut (+toxic BDSM dynamics). (aka 50 Shades of Pitch-Black. I just let Hisoka off the PG-14 leash.) Not suitable for young or impressionable readers. Didn't put the tag so Wattpad search filters don't bury me alive lol, but IF YOU'RE A CONFUSED KID - PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. For your own mental sanity and normal sexual development. Seriously. (I don't own the rights to the images, the story, and its characters, except for Hanna and her contributions. All credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi. Long live the GOAT.) #1 in Hisoka (June25) #1 in HunterxHunter (September25) #1 in Psychological (May25) #1 in Toy (May25) #2 in Darkfic (April25) #4 in Hunter (May25) Hunter x Hunter Isekai Hisoka x OC/Reader Dark psychological erotica About dialogue formatting: I'm used to the French convention: using « » to mark the start and end of conversations (which I've swapped for " "), and - to signal a change of speaker. It's just my personal preference, sorry if it feels a bit unusual!