Ian is preoccupied. With high school finals coming up, he's quite worried about his good grades, even more so with the increasing... odd... stuff happening, so when he arrives at Camp Half-Blood, you might be able to say he was in the Isles of the Blest, happy as a child. But when Jessa, his girlfriend, is taken, it's up to him and his friends to save her. Jessa is trapped. Not trapped, as in captured, but in a pickle. The empousi, mythological creatures, had captured her, doing something about... er... night she was sure it was Ian's prank. Now that they want her to join their colt, she will do anything she can to escape Erebus, the mythical underworld, she is relying on Ian to come save her. Pace has been an outcast since birth. So when he finds out about his magical past, he feels even more lonely, especially when Ian decides its their turn to save the day, he's even less excited, as a runt. But when fate comes to fate, he learns his real purpose in life: to be a hero. Caden is confused. When tossed into this world of greek monsters, and odd mythology she just wants to leave, even though she was born there. So when Ian and Pace, her best friends, offer themselves up to quests, she isn't just going to stand on the sidelines. She wants to fight, and so fight she will. Jessa was her best friend, and she won't let her go. If you wouldn't mind, please comment if you could find someone or make me a cover (If ya like the story). I don't really have the talent to make one XD <3 -Author Jacely

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Re-Writing my English essays from middle school, 3 years later. This should be fun.

WELCOME TO SHIPLANTIS! PLEASE SHUT THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU AND BEWARE OF THE FEELS, those horrible creatures!! Before reading, be sure to agree with the following terms and conditions: [ ] I accept to follow the motto "Fandom before blood" About this AMAZHANG story: Just a book filled of laughter, feels, mind-blowing rubbish and all those wibbly wobbly timey whimey things you don't see everyday because muggles are boring. WARNING: This book has SPOILERSSSSSS. So if, lets say, you haven't finished the Divergent trilogy, well then I very much recomend you NOT TO READ that section of the chapter! (Yes, my chapters are divided into sections for the safety of your spoiled-free eyes). If you are wondering, yes, this book includes whatever fandom you're thinking of. No, not that fandomless fandom, no, you're alone there, cousin, sorry. I'm so sorry. Some specific fandoms: TMR, THG, HP, PJO, HOO, DW, TMI, TID, TFIOS, Divergent and loads more!! Also, if you DO NOT want to experience 14 chapters of ONLY The Hunger Games stuff then go ahead and skip 14 chapter to the one after the one called "BIG FANDOM NEWS." Read this story if you are ready to: - sob -die - roll on the ground - get weird looks from across the room -die - make weird dying seal noises -die - throw the computer across the room - laugh your soul out -did I mention die? -etcetera CREDIT to all people who own these jokes (NONE OF THE JOKES ARE MINE. Only some) Brilliant cover by: @PastelPixies. May the gods be ever in your favor....