Ever wonder how people came to dying in a dumb way? Well you are about to meet Allan, Alvin, Angie, Bryce, Cooper, Dean, Elijah, Greg, Hayley, Josephine, Justin, Jye, Louise, Maddie, Matt, Max, Riley, Sarah, Taylor, William and Zoe. They all have a story of how they came to their dumb deaths. Who would thought there was so many dumb ways to die? ----- This is a parody of the Metro Ad 'Dumb Ways To Die'. It is simply a short story for a bit of fun. Chapters won't even be a page long. WARNING: This could contain my weird sense of humour. If this could offend you, I ask that you reconsider reading my work. Thank you and enjoy.

[Featured Story and Wattpad Prize Winner 2014] When Malachi, an exiled murder, activates a magic relic and duplicates his world, he uses his newly found power to win over the Larks, dog-like creatures from the North. Seeking to locate his missing daughter and plot revenge on those responsible for her disappearance, Malachi marches south, leaving destruction in his wake. Whik Winfield, a young, adventurous Hemonstalian, is swept up in the chaos. He escapes with fellow survivors to the mysterious island of Sebolt, leaving everything he knew behind, including his best friend Sonora. Whik hoped peace could be restored in his new home, but when he finds a mysterious device and creates a world of his own, his troubles double. Can Whik understand how to wield his world-building power before Malachi takes it all away? When the path of worlds can change with a shift in the wind, Whik learns that all second chances come with a price. This dark fantasy novel interweaves Whik's story at ages 9 and 17, as he comes to terms with creating another him, attempts to stop the fall of his nation from a ruthless murderer, and realizes that in order to save the girl he loves in one world, he may have to die in another.