Golden-Long
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> **"Misunderstanding magic? Impossible. I'm just a humble supermarket cashier."**
> Henry Anthony wiped his hands on his apron, looking at the Ministry official with innocent eyes.
> "Sir, we detected Grade-5 Necromancy energy," the official insisted.
> Henry paused for a second. **"Oh. Are you referring to my skeletal pet? Or the fact that I crawled out of my own grave last Tuesday?"**
> The next day, Henry didn't get arrested. Instead, he got a job offer.
> **Albus Dumbledore:** "Mr. Anthony, Hogwarts is in need of a unique talent like you."
> **Henry:** "To teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?"
> **Albus Dumbledore:** "No. Muggle Studies."
> Thus, Hogwarts welcomed its weirdest professor in history.
> He doesn't care about blood purity. He doesn't care about House points.
> He just wants a quiet life and his monthly paycheck.
> But when a certain Dark Lord tries to resurrect himself and disturb Henry's peace...
> Henry sighs and picks up his shovel.
> **"Look, buddy. Coming back from the dead is MY specialty. Get back in the ground."**
> **What to expect:**
> **Undead MC:** A Necromancer who acts like a chill salaryman.
> **Professor POV:** Teaching young wizards about "Supermarket Economics" and "How to use a Toaster".
> **AU Canon:** The Golden Trio Era, but chaotic.
> **No Harem / Slice of Life / Comedy / OP Protagonist**