"One of the funniest books you'll read this year."--Publishers Weekly I Love Girl is a story from collection The Last Girlfriend on Earth by bestselling author Simon Rich Love can be messy, painful, and even tragic. When seen through the eyes of Simon Rich it can also be hilarious. In thirty short, sharp, ingenious stories, Rich conjures up some unforgettable romances: An unused prophylactic describes life inside a teenage boy's wallet; God juggles the demands of his needy girlfriend with the looming deadline for earth's creation; and a lovestruck Sherlock Holmes ignores all the clues that his girlfriend's been cheating on him.As enchanting, sweet, and absurd as love itself, these stories are Simon Rich's Valentine to readers, an irresistible collection of delights. All that's missing is the heart-shaped box.

Ashley has been the outcast ever since she moved to a new school 6 months ago....bullied and alone she has no one turn to...and yeah at first it bothered her, but now it's become a way of life. But will all of that change when she gets a new lab partner....or will things just get worse.....read it to find out x ...Jealousy....love.....hate....and of course 5 seconds of summer XP. © COPYRIGHT - 2013 - CakeMashtonLover ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. .....AND ALL THAT XP 2021 No.1 #lukehemmings5sos

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