A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After getting dumped all too suddenly by her longtime boyfriend Cedric, she becomes convinced that people are never really who you think they are. So when notorious playboy Seth Everett suggests that Kyla fake date him to get back at Cedric, it seems like the perfect plan... as long as she doesn't end up falling for him. Content and/or trigger warning: This story mentions cancer, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

(I'm sorry, everyone but I've decided to stop writing this or any other story. It'd be better if you don't read this as it isn't finished. I'm sorry, again... Hope you guys stay safe and healthy💜) A STORY BY @KittySwift786 "Would you stop, Ryan? Would you stop being such an immature baby?!!" I screamed out. "Werewolves, vampires, dwarfs, elves they all just exit in books not in real life! Do you think we're in some kind of movie?!" I yelled and looked at him angrily. I know I always dream about it but they only exist in dreams! I'm pretty sure now that he ran away from a mental hospital. "I'm afraid to break it to you, hon but they do and soon you'll be one of them. Now, shut that not-so-pretty little mouth of yours and come with me." he said calmly and I stared at him in disbelief. Wasn't he just yelling at me a moment ago? "Who said I'll come with you?" With a hand on my hip, I arched a brow. "Just what I thought." With that he put a cloth on my face and everything turned black. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Carly Watson's a hopeless romantic. Most of her time's spent reading rom-coms and finding brand new ways to get her grades higher and higher. She never dates. According to her she's still waiting for the 'right one' to come and sweep her off of her feet. Never would've she ever thought that her 'right one' will ACTUALLY come and LITERALLY sweep her off of her feet. Dream came true or a nightmare came true? Cover by @styledwriter2

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

It was pity that first made Dannie speak to him. She had known Ryan since she was a kid, but he had always been the popular Golden Boy, and she had always been the tomboy that didn’t mind not having any friends. It was odd, she had thought, that all the popular kids who had once kissed the ground he walked on, didn’t so much spared him a glance anymore, and it was this that made her sit with him that one faithful day and begin something that would only end up causing her pain.