When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

__________________________________ 💕 Cupid's post 💕 __________________________________ Well, well, well... hello there 😏 Are you desperately inlove with someone ? 😍 Would you like to confess face to face, but too shy to do so ? 😳 OR You would like to compliment someone on their looks without being seen as interested ? 🤔 OR You're not shy at all, but you know they are and don't want to burden them ? 🤐 OR Still in the closet and not feeling like coming out ? 🙅 (Stay strong, your sexual orientation doesn't define you as a person) Are you afraid that by texting them, they might find you nonetheless ? 😨 Well I have the solution for you ! 😏 Text the following number replying to the form down below, and I will text your crush for you 😉 xxx-xxxx-xxx As soon as they get back to me, I will get back to you with their answer ! 😱 Isn't that just what you need ? Yes it is! 😉 Of course I will stay silent like a grave, and judgment free, because your love life may need a little push, but it doesn't need someone snooping around, does it ? 😏 __________________________________ Form : Your name : Your crush's name : What do you want to tell them ? Anything special you'd like me to do ? Do you want to stay anonymus ? YES ◻ NO ◻ With love, Your highschool Cupid 😉💕 __________________________________

The Suns Asshole: no homo tho Saltstone: nO hOmO tHo or: Hoseok is a bisexual mess and Yoongi has had enough of his bullshit - Crackhead Texting FF Yoonseok + side Taekook ||ｈｉｇｈｅｓｔ ｒａｎｋｓ|| ↳ Sope #1 ↳ Yoonseok #3 ↳ Crackheads #4 {started: 31/10/18} {finished: 24/03/19}

Seven boys vs. a zombie apocalypse. Oh, and one of them IS a zombie. Sequel to Zombie Tingz. Please read Zombie Tingz first! (Cover is temporary)

"Was that a fucking zombie!? Please tell me that was NOT a fucking zombie!" A story in which a zombie apocalypse breaks out and two twinks, a power bottom, one police officer, an aspiring actor, and two thugs, have to figure out how to survive. And yes Taehyung, that WAS a zombie. BOOK 2 OUT NOW!! Title: Love, Bites This book started as a joke but became serious sooo lmao enjoy #1 in the hashtag BTSXBTS 😌 #1 in Hybe as of 02/08/22

Yoongi was an innocent teenager but his peaceful life was taken away from him after saving the ex boss of a powerful mafia group.

jungkook's a namjoon stan; as a fan what would happen when you start dating your idol? ©️ JOONCENTRIC

▹ in which Jimin has a small obsession with the ship Sope. And it doesn't help that they are his bandmates either. ◃ started: sept.18.2020 ended: dec.31.2020 ★ #1 yoonminseok 02.05.21 #1 jihope 06.22.21

Read it boo boo the fool 🤡 Low key minor nsfw 👀