Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did NejiTen would be canon and they would be living a happy life with twin boy and girl in Boruto. Hello. This is my through the years nejiten fanfic. It's kind of like a verse book. I hope you like it.👍 Also, I am not responsible for mass loss of tears, broken hearts, etc. Thx for reading.

Being a popular internet idol is exhausting-especially when it's all fake. Off-camera, she's just a burnt-out girl with a crumbling home life, a permanent hunger headache, and a coping mechanism that consists of rewatching Naruto for the hundredth time. But when a late-night walk turns into a mugging gone wrong, she finds herself lying in the middle of the road... staring down the blinding headlights of Truck-kun. Next thing she knows, she's waking up in the Naruto universe. Not as some overpowered reincarnated god. Not as a secret Uchiha. Just... some random civilian kid with zero idea how to use her chakra and a high risk of getting absolutely bodied by the plot. Armed with nothing but her anime knowledge, overwhelming sarcasm, and the sheer will to not die, she has one goal: survive. Easier said than done when war, rogue ninjas, and Konoha's high mortality rate are all waiting to ruin her day