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Changes

It's all about the popular girls at Kasie's school .She may hang around with them but she is the odd one out. They annoy her soooooooooooooooo much, she gets so annoyed But then a new girl comes along and changes everything. What will happen? Read on to find out...

Teenager Posts

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

awkwardly anti-social

the title of this book tells you about my life.seriously.if you put me in a room with someone I didn't know I would happily ignore them.to be honest I'd probably be on my phone th ENTIRE time!!if you can relate read this book.even if you cant relate, still read this book. Evelyn2003Platt 100% awkwardly anti-social ♥

Harry Potter Vs Twilight!

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

Zodiac

I'm going to write all about the zodiac signs and the meaning of them. Find out what you are.

Marked by the Alpha

"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?" Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny mo...

Refusing Rejection [UN COMPLETED]

A GIRL. A BOY. AND A CURSE. ~*~*~*~*~ Jane Archer is an invisible nobody, and she's tired of being a pushover. Not wanting to be a typical, plain Jane anymore she's decided to grow a backbone and start standing up for herself. So when her suddenly discovered Alpha mate tries to reject her, she doesn't stand for it...

Teenage Posts

I'm just writing teenage posts that I find

It All Started With An Apple

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find...

A Tampon Stole My Virginity

"They say the first time is the most memorable." For Clarity Aims, getting her period did a lot more damage than dirtying her panties and giving her mood swings. After one horrible mishap, she manages to catch the attention of the entire student body. This means getting her reputation destroyed and nearly taking away...

IISuperwomanII

Okay so here is the world of superwoman! I love superwoman, i love lily! So this idea came to my mind that what if i write a book on all of jokes and randomness of superwoman! I know there are lot of superwoman fans! So here it is! Read my book for all the funny things! I <3 Superwoman and that's a rap! Zoop!!

Sorry, I'm Not Into Bestiality

Now, I've been hungover before. I've experienced the entire earthly spectrum of emotion that comes with the joys of drinking until you can't stand. I've seen, felt, smelt and heard things that upon reflection a sober human being wouldn't necessarily do. There was very little I couldn't chalk up to the consequences of...

Lights Will guide You Home (Dan and Phil)

Dan, an awkward 17 year old teenager, dealing with high school and family drama. Did I mention he's anti-social? The most he's nervous is talking to other humans. Will he break through and show his true feelings? Ps. This is not a Phanfiction, its more about there friendship. Although I do ship em btw;)

I'm The Alpha

"I don't want you to mark me" I said quickly. "Why?" he asked me, his tone seemed calm but i knew he was far from it. "I have a commitment towards my pack" I told him, hoping he'll understand but to my astonishment his eyes were dark now and he held his palms in a tight fist. "You are my mate Templar, you belong to my...

I was Sold to My Dead Brother's Best Friend

Was Originally: My parents sold me, to my dead brother new best friend. My brother disappeared when I was eight, after a while we just assumed that he was dead. On my eighteenth birthday my life fell apart as my dead brother turned out to be not dead at all. What's worse was that my parents did something that I will...

The Alpha's Promise (1st Book of The Alpha Wolves)

Marielle Heartifillia was banished from her pack by none other than her one, true mate. Love was a rarity in her life. Her parents were long gone, leaving her to fend for herself. Mari yearned for true love. Facing rejection from her entire world and hurt with a broken promise, she leaves her pack to an unknown world...

Time Will Tell (sequel to HMM)

THIS IS A SEQUEL TO HE'S MY MATE I feel the cold stones pressed to my back, seeping through the piece of fabric I have on to cover my body, the concrete below just as cold. This room, wherever it is, is kept low, low enough to bring my body temperature down. I haven't been able to access my wolf since I had been drugg...

10 Ways to piss of the harry potter characters

Each chapter will be ten ways to piss off someone from the Harry potter series

I'm The White Wolf

"Everett" I called him when he paused in his tracks. I looked around and realized that we were right in the middle of a clearing. "Why did we stop here?" I enquired in bewilderment. Everett, who had his back to me, turned to face me. The hurt expression in his face didn't miss my notice even when he tried his best to...

The Alpha's Secrets (2nd Book of The Alpha Wolves)

Gone into labor, Marielle Heartifillia has no clue what comes in the future for her child. The child who was destined for something more than a normal were. This story follows Mari and Max's child named after the moon, Celina. On the night of her Eighteenth birthday, two years after she was supposed to meet her mate...

Mate Or Not. You're Still A Jerk (#1 Mate or Not)

Lux loved her new life with her pack, the pack she'd joined two years ago after meeting her pen pal --the alpha--who was always the person to treat her best. So imagine her surprise when she has to go back with her pack to the place she ran from, the people she ran from. Her old pack...The pack that hated her and gav...

Teenager Posts 2

The Devil Is My Guardian

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

Fragile Heart

In which a girl moves to a new town only to find out her new friends may not be what she thinks they are. She may not be what they think she is, either... [WARNING: this book is not edited and I was younger when I wrote it, you will find many mistakes but please bare with them.]

She's an Angel with a Shotgun (Charlie Weasley Love Story) ON HOLD

Everyone seems to think that Voldemort was the only threat to the Wizarding World during that time, but hiding in the shadows was a group that spread almost as much fear as he did. The only difference is that no one knows who they are and they've never been caught or charged for their crimes. Elizabeth Dagger, otherwi...

Invade My Heart

(Second book to “Marked by the Alpha”. It is highly recommended that you read MBTA prior to IMH.) I, Daniella Saunders, had suffered quite a lot when I stayed in Huntstown, Michigan. Leaving my true soul mate, experiencing the betrayal from the ones I thought I trusted, and shifting into a rare type of werewolf is a w...

Meeting You

Frisia is an average girl living a typical life. For her, excitement is rarity and life is bore. She never imagined that anything would ever change. But in an accidental meeting with a handsome boy, Frisia's life becomes a new experience. Frisia begins to find herself feeling things she's never dreamed of, and maybe f...

Taint, Time and Tangents✔️

(COMPLETED) There were creatures in this world lurking behind the shadows, unseen and unrelenting. But among them, standing proud and mighty were nine angels known as 'Amaranths'. Being the only white-winged Amaranth, Nine was deemed special. Forced to be confined within the walls of their fortress, she only had one...

Bella Notte

Vampires? Check. Werewolves? Check. Death prophecy to hang over your head? Double check. Seventeen year old Emma Hutchinson struggles to find her place in the world she has been born to as she tries to decide whether she should be with Michael, the boy she has been dreaming about since she was three or if she belongs...