"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

Basically, you are a moon of Jupiter. But you're different from the other moons. You were able to hold life. Even though you're outside the Goldilocks zone. For some reason, you have small furry animals living on your surface. However, nobody (but a select few) knows you exist due to Jupiter forgetting you're there. The other moons of Jupiter are extremely protective of you due to this, mainly Ganymede and Europa. (overprotective simps). So, what happens when Sun adds all planets and moons to a group chat. Ganymede had to add you into the group chat (Somehow, Earth was given a bunch of phones... yeah, don't ask me how...) Everyone finds out about you. (there will be some chapters where it's not in a gc)

Elan, A young Guardian has His Life Changed forever when his Family is Killed by a group of humans. On the Same day he gets Adopted by A Red Steve that finds him.

Aus and One-shots

This story was originally adopted from @IcyWillowSong Ever since Sabre created Origin, he's been stuck in a cycle. Determined to save his friends, he lives his life in an endless loop. But unintended consequences have started to threaten the cycle, his life, and the world itself. When an anomaly causes Sabre to stumble upon a piece of his world's forgotten history, he must face a choice: continue to fulfill his role in a quickly crumbling timeline, or risk himself and those he cares about to create a better future.

"Even the most broken doll, isn't safe from being toyed with" { 𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝔼𝕡𝕚𝕔 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕩 𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 }

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐃𝐖 𝐀𝐔 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 .◇.°•~☁︎🏵☁︎~•°.◇. ᴀғᴛᴇʀ sᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀʟғ ʜᴏᴍᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴs-ᴅᴇɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʟʟ ʜᴀs ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴜɴɢ ɪᴛs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴄʟᴀss *･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ 🏵✧.* ʀᴏʙʟᴏx ᴍᴏᴏᴛs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs, ɴᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴇᴀ ᴜʜ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴇᴜssᴇᴅ ᴀ ʀᴏʙʟᴏx ғɪᴄ? ʟᴏʟ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʜʏᴘᴇʀғɪxᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡᴏɴ sᴏᴏᴏᴏ

The Iliad (sometimes referred to as the Song of Ilion or Song of Ilium) is an ancient Greek epic poem in dactylic hexameter, traditionally attributed to Homer. Set during the Trojan War, the ten-year siege of the city of Troy (Ilium) by a coalition of Greek states, it tells of the battles and events during the weeks of a quarrel between King Agamemnon and the warrior Achilles. The Iliad is paired with something of a sequel, the Odyssey, also attributed to Homer. Along with the Odyssey, the Iliad is among the oldest extant works of Western literature, and its written version is usually dated to around the 8th century BC. Recent statistical modelling based on language evolution gives a date of 760-710 BC.

Various AUs I have, either explaining the AU or a story snippet of an AU. Most of it is story snippits. Some incorrect quotes are also thrown in. There is not set update schedule, so it's going to be random..

------------ --Y/n was on her way to a vacation to Hawaii listening to the songs of the series epic while reading online about what happens to oddysues on his longs journey when suddenly the plane encounter a malefaction and it seems there are no survivors. ༻⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦༺ 'Where the fuck am i' "look how cute she is" 'stay away wom- nevermind kiss me' -------------