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All Too Well | ✔ by mileysmuffins
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"Who made you be this way?" he asked curiously as he focused on me intensely. I scoffed, "The devil in disguise did. He burned me in hell." "Is he the reason for those scars on your arms and wrists too?" his voice came out so low, which caused me to pull the sleeves of my sweater further down. "He was. Besides, those are not scars, they are battle wounds." I sucked a deep breath in. "A battle with whom?" his eyes were filled with concern and I had to avert my gaze from his to the glass of water in front of me. "Myself." - Imagine falling so deep in love that you eventually lose yourself. Imagine falling so deep that you're scared you might never be able to forget him and all the pain, heartache and sadness he put you through. Imagine falling so deep that you find yourself crying your heart and lungs out on the cold bathroom floor in the middle of the night just hopelessly screaming and begging to get over him. highest rank: #30 in Teen Fiction [02/19/2017] Sequel: TIME WILL TELL ♡
Beast To Prince by PupPupPop
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Jayne Hughes owns a pet-shop and is known around her neighborhood to tame any animal. One day she gets a strange customer that asks her to tame his pet, she agrees to his request and waits at home to meet his animal. Jae expects this to be just another misbehaving pet, but instead she gets an attractive man stuffed in a box! The strange owner, Hopper, is actually apart of a company that sells these 'pets' to people. The problem is though that their company got four new pets that are too dangerous, so Hopper begs Jae to help tame this 'pet'. She reluctantly agrees, and this starts her story of how she must tame Amadeus, the first man of the four 'pets' she must tame to be a behaving 'animal'. [COMPLETED] [REVERSE-HAREM]
Delinquents We Are (Finished/Editing) by xNeverlander
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Check out the His series; His Lust For Her, His Every Need and His One Desire. They're up on my page and better than this cappy book. Warning, they are dark romances and not for the faint hearted. Check them out! ----- *DON'T READ, IT'S SHITTY* ----- "We're all just a big ball of fucked up." - A story about a group of teens. Together they will create something they never expected to have with one another and face, laughter, friendship, break-ups, heartbreak, tears and love. - Under major, major editing. Read at your own risk. Thanks.
Apparently I'm His Mate (Finished/Editing) by xNeverlander
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Check out the His series; His Lust For Her, His Every Need and His One Desire. They're up on my page and better than this cappy book. Warning, they are dark romances and not for the faint hearted. Check them out! --- *DON'T READ, IT'S SHITTY* (Complete & Slowly, slowly editing) 15 year old Alyssa Henry is an shy, sarcastic, random, weirdo who doesn't have a single friend because of it.. She has two loving parents and is a straight A student in school. She goes to a diner one night because her parents are going out of town and her step sister is having a party which she would rather jump of a bridge then go to. She didn't except to get kidnapped on her way home after talking to a mysterious stranger. Especially by big bad Alpha Asher Salvatore. Now Asher has his little mate and he isn't letting her go. Asher Salvatore is an 19 year old Alpha who has been looking for his mate ever since his parents told him what it was. When he comes across Alyssa at a diner sitting alone reading, he immediately knows she is his mate. So he does something he didn't think he would have to do. He kidnaps her. And she definitely doesn't like that. --- This story is under major, major editing, so yes there are mistakes.
Shy (OLD VERSION) by TPageWriting
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"She's shy," Brooke shrugged, glancing at Indianna who looked like she wanted to be anywhere but in the classroom. "Well, come on, I don't bite," Greyson urged and Indianna stiffened, just like before. "Don't talk about that," Indianna said, her voice was still quiet but it was firm. "Struck a nerve have I?" Greyson wondered and smirked. "Somebody likes it kinky." * Indianna Hughs had always been the quiet one, the shy one. She was always the one that stayed in the background. She blended in, never got noticed. She liked it like that. So when she's forced to move schools, she is not happy. Everyone notices a new kid, she didn't want that attention. Especially not from Mr Bad Boy who seemed to be very interested in her. COMPLETE ! Highest Ranking: #2 in Werewolf Sequel: Defeated Prequel: Confident *This is being edited*
Project Fat Suit by not_present
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Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
Worst story on wattpad by rory_17
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This story is very cliché!!!! Plus its weird af
1000 jokes, comebacks and more. . . by hankk2001
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All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!
Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults! by xshanellex
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Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*
Comebacks Are My Second Language by Clareeey37
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100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)