◤• Wander x GN! Anti-Hero Reader • ◢ [Post-Canon] Nothing ever changes. Except for the part where the galaxy died, you got shoved onto a massive space ark full of warlords, bounty hunters, ex-tyrants, and at least one giant space dog, and now you're stuck sharing a room with Wander-the most insufferably, irritatingly, stupidly in love with you optimist in existence. Yeah. Everything's totally normal. Look, you were thriving before the apocalypse. A menace. A legend. A self-proclaimed agent of chaos with a penchant for stirring up intergalactic nonsense and occasionally ruining Lord Hater's life just for fun. But now? Now you're trapped on The Star Nomad-a flying circus of egos, weirdos, and Watchdogs-and things have changed. But hey. It's not like some too-good-to-be-true, eerie, perfect utopia is going to suddenly appear out of nowhere, offering salvation, peace, and a suspiciously convenient escape from all your problems, right? ...Right?

[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF THE FIC. THE UPDATED AND FULL ONE IS ON AO3] In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely. INFO: The cover is mine, however the fonts I used were created by: ~ Chloe ~ (Ford) and Eregyrn Falls (Bill) - you can find them on tumblr. [I POSTED THIS STORY ON AO3 FIRST, SO THE UPDATES APPEAR THERE FASTER; I FORGET ABOUT WATTPAD SOMETIMES!!!]