Sorry I haven't been writing I have been busy with school I'm sorry for the bad language and the stupidly dumb dad jokes but it's fineeee this is killing this took me 2 days and 6.5 hours to write but it was worth it and the cliffhangers are sooo good and at the end it's heartwarming and emotional I hope you enjoy it and happy reading! Violet (vi) Also their will be a poll in the 78th chapter.vote in your opinion it's if I should continue with the story

After the battle, masterless cattle, and Alastor is hanging by a thread. Following the harrowing defeat of the exorcists, Pride's favorite band of misfits crash-lands into a new normal. However, how normal can things truly be when the Big Boss of Hell and the Great Radio Demon duel it out in the lobby every day? What happens when secrets unfurl, friends become enemies, enemies become allies, and history poisons the present? Why, an unlikely deal is struck, of course. ***Fully drafted and storyboarded before the release of Season Two. Cannon Divergent*** ***RATED MATURE FOR A REASON. WILL INCLUDE FOWL LANGUAGE, DRINKING, SMOKING, SEXUAL REFERENCES AND THEMES, MENTIONS AND DEPICTIONS OF ABUSE OF EVERY KIND. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT***

The cover is from notherpuppet i saved it off pinterest. Lucifer morningstar, the devil, the prince of darkness, and a father to a two year old girl. Fresh out of divorce. He's decided to flee, giving lilith the realm but taking his daughter to be raised in Louisiana on earth..unsure of where to even start..but runs into a certain radio host..things turn unexpected.

After the chaos of Season 2, Alastor revels in his regained freedom, spreading mischief and fear across Hell with his signature charm and cruelty. But something about Lucifer Morningstar feels... off. The once untouchable King of Hell is distracted, distant, and strangely vulnerable. Sensing opportunity, Alastor decides to test the limits of his power-and Lucifer's patience. What begins as a dangerous game of manipulation and curiosity turns into something neither of them expects: a deal that binds them closer than either intended.

Alastor and Lucifer have always shared the same sharp, unpredictable dynamic, a blend of rivalry, curiosity, and the unmistakable tension that only two powerful demons can create. Their exchanges used to be nothing more than a dangerous game of wit and dominance, a dance neither of them took seriously beyond the thrill of it. But lately, something has changed. After a series of unexpected events that shook both Hell and their own certainties, the distance between them has begun to shift. Their conversations last longer. Their silences feel heavier. The sharp edges of their interactions have softened into something more complex, something neither of them dares to name yet. They still push each other, challenge each other, tease each other, but now there is a subtle pull beneath it all. A growing connection. A dangerous closeness. And as the world around them moves toward chaos, Alastor and Lucifer find themselves drawn together in ways they never intended and can no longer ignore.

"ʙᴇʟʟʜᴏᴘ." "sɪʀᴇ?" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ." ‧⋆ ✧˚₊‧⋆. ✧˚₊‧⋆‧ Lucifer would like nothing more than to get the Radio Demon out of his skin. But, unfortunately, fate has other plans, and when sinners mysteriously start going missing all over Hell, to protect Charlie, he strikes a deal with Alastor. He, from now on, will be his executioner. Little does he know, he would aim straight for his heart, in more ways than one. ݁₊⊹. 𖧧. ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚ ⓘ ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ/ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ/ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ⓘ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ◟˚𖥻 ๑ ‧₊˚ ◟✶ . i wrote this instead of doing algebra 2 [worth it] art credit: https://kr.pinterest.com/pin/118008452732592407/ read on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78145486/chapters/204810826

Still figuring out name, and gotta draw a cover I guess This fanfic will be based off of my theory for season 3!

A month after the whole fight with Heaven everyone has gotten so much closer, some have even started acting different, one of them being the Radio demon. Lucifer is sure its all an act and so is everyone else. Alastor makes the mistake of showing the king of Hell a different side of himself, or so he thought.

smut, fluff, angst and humour. Alastor using Lucifer but inevitably falling in love with the short king. Lucifer facing the fact he's kinda gay and trying to cope with the fact he's Fing his daughters employee

The last extermination had left hell in a huge spiral, and the determination to make this hotel work is at its peak. With the news that heaven has been housing Lilith for the time being- Alastor starts to get restless. Lucifer can see right through his antics, and had always known this demon isn't at the hotel for a good reason. He slowly begins to unwrap the secrets Alastor keeps locked away, learning that there's a lot more to this dark, mysterious, and violent radio demon than there appears to be... and that maybe he isn't so bad after all. Perhaps someone worth saving, someone worth protecting, and maybe, just maybe...perhaps someone worthy of love. ----------- [ Based after the final events of season one ] [ Rated M for swearing, violence, and loads of fluff n' stuff] [All art you see is created by me! - Backgrounds from Hazbin Hotel season 1] ----------- Disclaimer! This is the revised edition of the first Deal book I wrote. If you are new here, welcome! If you're returning, I hope this is even more enjoyable second time around! Many adjustments and alterations have been made to best tell this crazy story. I've read all the comments, wishes, and feedback... and don't worry, I listened ;) Hope you enjoy the new and improved story, Thankyou for reading!