Hello I'm happy to start this story I will try to update a new chapter everyday until it's completed or at least as frequently as possible! It's a slow burn, Alastor discovering new feelings and Lucifer grieving old life and learning to accept new. They don't need each other but come together naturally and find their love for each other ❤️‍🔥

When they both are left alone and wounded on the battlefield, Alastor realizes that he feels something more than simple hatred for the short statured King of Hell. When that newfound emotion leads a rather murderous deal, and a new rising overlord threatens the hierarchy of hell will the two be able to realize they want each other through the challenges? Or will their assumed loathing for each other tear them down piece by piece? (AKA- Alastor becomes Lucifer's executioner & they are sweet but idiots about their feelings.)

Sorry I haven't been writing I have been busy with school I'm sorry for the bad language and the stupidly dumb dad jokes but it's fineeee this is killing this took me 2 days and 6.5 hours to write but it was worth it and the cliffhangers are sooo good and at the end it's heartwarming and emotional I hope you enjoy it and happy reading! Violet (vi) Also their will be a poll in the 78th chapter.vote in your opinion it's if I should continue with the story

After the battle, masterless cattle, and Alastor is hanging by a thread. Following the harrowing defeat of the exorcists, Pride's favorite band of misfits crash-lands into a new normal. However, how normal can things truly be when the Big Boss of Hell and the Great Radio Demon duel it out in the lobby every day? What happens when secrets unfurl, friends become enemies, enemies become allies, and history poisons the present? Why, an unlikely deal is struck, of course. ***Fully drafted and storyboarded before the release of Season Two. Cannon Divergent*** ***RATED MATURE FOR A REASON. WILL INCLUDE FOWL LANGUAGE, DRINKING, SMOKING, SEXUAL REFERENCES AND THEMES, MENTIONS AND DEPICTIONS OF ABUSE OF EVERY KIND. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT***

The cover is from notherpuppet i saved it off pinterest. Lucifer morningstar, the devil, the prince of darkness, and a father to a two year old girl. Fresh out of divorce. He's decided to flee, giving lilith the realm but taking his daughter to be raised in Louisiana on earth..unsure of where to even start..but runs into a certain radio host..things turn unexpected.

After the chaos of Season 2, Alastor revels in his regained freedom, spreading mischief and fear across Hell with his signature charm and cruelty. But something about Lucifer Morningstar feels... off. The once untouchable King of Hell is distracted, distant, and strangely vulnerable. Sensing opportunity, Alastor decides to test the limits of his power-and Lucifer's patience. What begins as a dangerous game of manipulation and curiosity turns into something neither of them expects: a deal that binds them closer than either intended.

Alastor and Lucifer have always shared the same sharp, unpredictable dynamic, a blend of rivalry, curiosity, and the unmistakable tension that only two powerful demons can create. Their exchanges used to be nothing more than a dangerous game of wit and dominance, a dance neither of them took seriously beyond the thrill of it. But lately, something has changed. After a series of unexpected events that shook both Hell and their own certainties, the distance between them has begun to shift. Their conversations last longer. Their silences feel heavier. The sharp edges of their interactions have softened into something more complex, something neither of them dares to name yet. They still push each other, challenge each other, tease each other, but now there is a subtle pull beneath it all. A growing connection. A dangerous closeness. And as the world around them moves toward chaos, Alastor and Lucifer find themselves drawn together in ways they never intended and can no longer ignore.

"ʙᴇʟʟʜᴏᴘ." "sɪʀᴇ?" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ." ‧⋆ ✧˚₊‧⋆. ✧˚₊‧⋆‧ Lucifer would like nothing more than to get the Radio Demon out of his skin. But, unfortunately, fate has other plans, and when sinners mysteriously start going missing all over Hell, to protect Charlie, he strikes a deal with Alastor. He, from now on, will be his executioner. Little does he know, he would aim straight for his heart, in more ways than one. ݁₊⊹. 𖧧. ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚ ⓘ ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ/ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ/ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ⓘ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ◟˚𖥻 ๑ ‧₊˚ ◟✶ . i wrote this instead of doing algebra 2 [worth it] art credit: https://kr.pinterest.com/pin/118008452732592407/ read on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78145486/chapters/204810826

Still figuring out name, and gotta draw a cover I guess This fanfic will be based off of my theory for season 3!

A month after the whole fight with Heaven everyone has gotten so much closer, some have even started acting different, one of them being the Radio demon. Lucifer is sure its all an act and so is everyone else. Alastor makes the mistake of showing the king of Hell a different side of himself, or so he thought.