mini stories of an alcoholic cat and a porn spider yayayayayayayyyyyyyy i'm a bit nervous to post these because most of my books are shit on purpose and i'm worried this will be shit by accident but WE HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT ISN'T there will hopefully be a mix of romantic and platonic oneshots so the title will either say (P) or (R) to indicate which it is :) i'm very british so that may influence some things idk i'm just tryna think of an excuse for my rlly bad writing as with all of my shitty little books, a warning - I UPDATE INCONSISTENTLY AND IM SORRY im so bad at writing :'D the art on the cover does not belong to me but i cant remember who made it, so if you recognise it please tell me who made it so i can add it to this description! YAY SILLY SHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO

i spin a spinner and it determines what i write with the vees. this is all my fault. TW: CURSING, TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS, MENTIONS OF MURDER, VIOLENCE, CANABALISM, VALENTINO (😨), NON CONSENSUAL STUFF, ALASTORS FUCK ASS BOB, SEXUAL STUFF have fun :)

RADIOSTATIC ONESHOTS 📻📺 REQUESTS ARE OPEN💕 HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT ✨ (This book is radiostatic only)

SILLI RADIOAPPLE ONESHOTS/SHORTSTORIES MY HORNY ASS THOUGHT OF (no smut. Alastor is asexual<3...but if you request it, I may make an acception..)