Yippie a rarepair! John Doe x Elliot, I dub it PizzaDoe THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR MINORS This has fluff, gay men, funny moments It also may contain angst, smut (will be marked), and/or sleep deprived writing read at your own risk folks Will include mentions of doublefedora (Mafioso is seperate from c00lkidd in my au), azuretime, and Taphsekkar (not my characters) (My own cover art)

{ONGOING} YANDERE KNY X FEM READER (OLDISH) ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴꜱ ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ... "I'm sorry...for some reason, I just really want you all to myself." "ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ, ᴡʜʏ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ?" "ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴡᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇ ꜱᴀꜰᴇʟʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇꜱ," ꜱʜᴇ ᴘɪɴᴄʜᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋꜱ. "ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴜꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴀᴅ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜꜱ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ, ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ." ꜱʜᴇ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴛᴜᴍᴍʏ. "ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ!" ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ɢɪʀʟ ꜱᴀɪᴅ. "ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀꜱꜱɪꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ?" "ᴏᴋᴀʏ!!" ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ ✎ ╰┈➤ 𝙄𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙔/𝙉, 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚. 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨. 🩸🔪💕 I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTEAD...