Guess who's back! Child, Hashtag, 1D, Justin Bieber are back ( and Aunt Cheese, but no one cares about her) Sink your Vampire/Werewolf/Thug teeth into this terribly funny story that will break your brain! GUARANTEED! Harm may come to your mental health after reading this abomination of writing. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! ( All rights go to Quinn Theys and the editors of this story. Thank You.)

Warning: this story may contain stereotypes or offensive content. Reader's discretion is strongly advised. Looking for an exciting, interesting story with a unique plot that will grab your attention? You've come to the wrong place. As the title of this story suggests, this is the most AWFUL, most CLICHE story you will ever read on Wattpad. Or perhaps the whole wide interwebz. Cover credit goes to blackrosedrop. Crappy trailer made by none other than the author herself.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!