Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Kyle Broflovski is your shy college tutor by day and secretly an NSFW Voice Actor by night. Oh, and he's totally in love with you💘

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+! Impressive Rankings: #1 Kyle #1 SouthPark #1 StanMarsh #1 CraigTucker

❝ 𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋? ❞ ‎ ‎ ━━━━ ‎ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 [y/n] [l/n] had to move back to southpark after leaving due to personal problems. what she didn't expect was to be popular in a short amount of time, or for new problems to arise. let's hope it goes well for her. SOUTHPARK X FEM!READER ━━ # PUBLISHED, 28.07.2024 ━━ # COMPLETED, 20.09.2025

❝ 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐈'𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒. ❞ ‎ ‎ ━━━━ ‎ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 [y/n] [l/n] has a crush on the popular, quiet boy who is also known to be mean and blunt. her life turns upside down once she confesses to him and gets rejected in front of the whole school. she promises herself and her friends that she will get over him. will she be able to keep her promise? CRAIG TUCKER X FEM!READER ━━ # PUBLISHED, 26.09.2024 ━━ # COMPLETED, N/A

❝ i can make the bad guys good for a weekend. ❞ kyle broflovski x fem. reader. started 27.5.2025 - ongoing.

Playboy and whore are two things Kenny McCormick is use to being called on a daily basis. Though he could care less what anyone thinks about him, as long as his best friend still sees the good in him. She has been his rock and biggest supporter since preschool. And he doesn't plan to let her go. But he is keeping a huge secret that could change his friendship with her forever. He fell in love with his best friend. And he has to prove to her brother he's serious about being with her. ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Smart, sweet, and sees the good in everyone, Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got an overprotective brother that scares off anyone dumb enough to approach her. But that doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Her plans for not dating get thrown out the window when she suddenly starts thinking about her best friend in a not so friend way, and she is faced with something she wasn't prepared for. She fell in love with her best friend. She has one problem, her twin brother does not support the idea of them dating. [Recommended Age: 16+] [Word Count: 48,758]

(Y/N) (L/N) moved away from her hometown South Park, Colorado when she was in the fourth grade and moved to California. Her dad had recently got his old job back in South Park, and now she's moving back. She's back, and she can't be any happier. All her friends are over the moon with excitement, but no one was happier than Kyle Broflovski. -------- -I don't own South Park or any of the characters, I just own the story. -This is my first time ever writing anything! (So sorry if it's bad) It probably will only be my only time writing anything to be honest. -Cussing and mature language will be in this story. -Characters are aged up to 17 in this story. --------