𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 x reader oneshots a collection of oneshots of ur favourite blue lock boys!! she know what we like baby, come and spend the night || 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

yuka: not all fish are tuna, but all tuna are fish 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏 shidou: HOLD UP 🔥🔥 HER WRITING IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! charles: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 rin: go kys. in which a tightly-knit group of friends are added into a groupchat full of mentally ill teenage boys. STARTED: 02/02/2025 COMPLETED: 23/10/2025 [Cross-posted on AO3 under karmamel] [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED] [BLUEUNLOCK©KARMAMEL2025]

❝𝐘/𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝟒𝟎 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧?❞ ❝𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 🥺❞ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺/𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮... 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬? ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ -ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ [this is extremely cringe kms] ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 (so grateful omg) ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 reo < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 bluelockxreader < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 crackfic < 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 michealkaiser < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 otoyaeita < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

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๋࣭ ⭑ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒. ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ 𝜗𝜚── 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . A high school girl gets mistaken for another person upon getting her number added to what it seemed as a 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘵 groupchat⭑.ᐟ ❝𝐆𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 such skibidi ohio pomni worthy material my bro man!❞ ❝𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃 please end your life you spermaghetti saucer before I touch you lil bro!❞ ⋮ 𝐕𝐀𝐑!𝐁𝐋𝐋𝐊 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑! ⋮ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 . . . 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃/𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃! ⋮ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐂 & 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒. 𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐈𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄. ⋮ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒.

" GOT ME FCKED UP !" a twist to the classic "Y/N gets added into the wrong groupchat because isagi wasn't paying attention to the number!" #1 - rinxreader #3 - kiseryota #1 - reomikage #11 - isagiyoichi #41 - bluelock

[everybody talks - neon trees] 0:21 ─〇───── 2:57 ⇄ ◁◁ II ▷▷ ↻ "hope u dream abt me bae 💖" "bro is wishing nightmares upon her 💀💀💀" in which y/n, one of isagi's friends, accidentally gets invited to a groupchat with the guys at blue lock. various!blue lock x f!reader contains curse words #1 bachirameguru 01/18/2025 #1 shidouryusei 02/03/2025 #1 mikagereo 04/25/2025 #1 nikoikki 05/05/2025 #1 variousxreader 05/06/2025 #1 nagiseishiro 05/14/2025 #2 bluelock 09/24/2025

𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗶: they dont call me rizzagi for nothin 🥵🐐🔥 𝗿𝗲𝗼: no one calls u that 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇; you are texting the blue lock boys bllk boys x she/her reader cw: suggestive themes