What happens when our favorite gays finally graduate from hell, AKA, Ever After High. Family drama ensues, because IDK what to do without drama. This is a continuation of my other Ever After High book (it's called No Hetero, it's a chatfic that's probably gayer than this will be), but it can also be read as a stand-alone. Ships (mostly crack ships. They don't call me "crackship_central" for nothing!) •Apple/Darling •Blondie/Cupid •Maddie/Kitty/Lizzie (Not sorry, IDK what I ship more with these three!) •Briar/Faybelle •Duchess/Poppy •Melody/Justine •Ramona/Rosabella Also seen: •Daring/Cerise •Raven/Dexter Warning: lots of swearing! Also. The cover is what it is for now. <Disclaimer: Characters are owned by Mattel!>