Seventeen year old Ben has just released from the hospital for attempting suicide. 'Excited' to return to his strict, upper class life, Ben is shocked to find an attractive boy butt-naked in his bed. It turns out this boy is his nameless, quirky guardian angel who has come to save him from his depression. The two are complete opposites, and sadly for Ben, opposites attract.

What would you do if you were gay and lived with a VERY homophobic, religious family? Caleb is the most adorable boy you'll ever meet. At almost 17 years old, Caleb's so far in the closet, he's explored Narnia for so long, he's practically lost in that vagina-like wardrobe. Only his best friend, Chelsea, knows about his preference for sausage. When the sexy Tyler Winters moves in next door, the condoms come out and secrets are told. Can Caleb keep his secret from his loving, intolerant family? Will Tyler stop playing around and get serious, despite a rough past?

The title is self-explanatory. :)