𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 « 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒋𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒖 ? » « 𝑺𝒐 𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒔 ? » « 𝑹𝒆𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅. »

"From now to December. That's half a year. Half a year to make her jealous." "I don't know why you're listing terms. I haven't even agreed to do it yet." "I know, but I'm trying to pander to you." "Keep talking." "Free rent. Free food. Free rides to work. Even access to my Netflix account." ". . . Say please." ". . . What?" "Say please, and I'll do it." ". . ." ". . ." ". . . Please date me." "No." - - - - - You and Gojo had spent the last twelve years hating each other. From childish bickering to pouring slime and shaving cream on each other and ruining each other's days at work. You strived to pissed him off every day. To ruin his day as much as he liked to ruin yours. But then the love of his life broke up with him. He fell into a pit, didn't know what to do. Until he turned to you and asked you to fake date him. He wanted to make his ex jealous. Not to hurt her, but because he wanted her to come crawling back. And no matter how desperately you tried telling him that nothing worked like that in the real world, he was desperate. You couldn't even endure him for six minutes, how would you last six months? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ #1 in animexreader - 25/08/2023 #1 in anime - 27/08/2023 #1 in theythem - 06/09/2023 #4 in fanfiction - 14/05/2024

▃▃▃▃▃ "𝗚𝗘𝗚𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦!" 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 #𝟭 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻. ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: •𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 •𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 •𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁 + 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 •𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮𝘀 ▃▃▃▃▃ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝟯/𝟭𝟵/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝟱/𝟮𝟲/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭

A book in which you, a powerful Jujutsu sorcerer, are forced to reconcile with your ex; Gojo Satoru. ©-tasfiah