I started these in my Wattpad 101 as a joke chapter that showcases all the cliches among various genres. I started with Fan Fiction, moved on to Fantasy and Sci Fi... and to be honest, I like writing these funny "shorts". I had a lot of ideas and not all of them really fit as Wattpad 101 chapters, so I decided to turn all of these one-off chapters in into a compendium of short satires. They can get a pretty lowbrow so we'll see how long before the Mature rating gets added, so enjoy!

You think you have the wits? The brains? And the common sense for these riddles? Have fun reading this book full of cheezy and wise Riddles for you, your friends and your family! I'll update many new riddles (with answers!) Each week :) ••• [These Riddles are not made by me but is only taken from other sources. This book is for entertainment purposes only.]

Some of my favorite movie quotes. Hope you enjoy them!

Collection of one shots, deleted scenes and extra material related to the Aware Princess Series. flower: Cherry blossoms, it symbolises "Transience of life, gentleness, kindness (in Japan)."

The best books I have read so I think you should read it too. Just so you know it's a boyxboy

Cecilia Kee has always had problems. No, not the regular high school girl problems. She wasn't worried about homework, grades, friends. She wasn't even worried about a boyfriend. See, Cecilia has cancer. Brain cancer to be specific. A special type of brain cancer that affects the way she feels pain. And of course, given the weight of the situation, she hasn't bothered to explain it to very many people. But she doesn't mind the shadows. She certainly doesn't mind the secret. ><>< COMPLETED: 9/27/16 Highest Ranking: #29 in General Fiction

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Two best friends since birth, a boy and a girl, soon figure out they aren't like normal kids. Unnatural things happen around them. They have lived quite normally for 16 years. But now that they are in their senior year of High School, things are changing..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi guys! So I found this picture that combined all of the Heroes of Olympus series book covers, and if you read what it then said, it said "The Smaused Nethdesus" soooooooo I decided to write a book on it. I am coming up with my own all new clever ideas! I really hope you like it! I am thinking that I might make this into a series, but I am not sure..... PLEASE GUYS SUPPORT ME LIKE YOU DO ON ALL MY OTHER BOOKS! I love you my lovely waffles! :* :* :* And I am very sorry..... Unlike most of my other books.... This has NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER TO DO WITH PJO, HOO, KC, OR HP! I am really sorry bout that, but I think it's time to do something on my own! THIS IS NOT A FAN FICTION! Thanks! Bye! Enjoy! XD BOOK 1 THE ORSTHION HEROES

BOOK 2 This book is all about girls! Everything she can relate to, feels, wants to say, should be told, and should always keep in mind. Songs she finds romantic, special moments, Crazy jokes.

~INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES, SONG LYRICS, DIALOGUES, SHORT POEMS~ ITS ALL ABOUT GIRLS :* THESE ARE NOT MINE!! ( UNLESS STATED ) HappyReading!