I shouldn't have done it. I knew I wasn't ready but here I am. I'm way to young, am I going to risk it all? My poor mother worried sick about me. Well it was my choice... I signed up for this. I trained for this. I'm going to do this... "Name?" "Geoffrey Flegg" "Age?" I hesitated. "18" I can't believe I just said that "Date of birth?" "March 11 1921" "Go through to that room over there, they will see if you are healthy enough" "Thank you Madame" I was really doing this....

Hello and welcome to my world of friends some are more normal than others but you wouldn't say that unless you knew them well.......

Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board. Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.

In which a girl can't go a day without an anxiety attack and a boy can't go a day without noticing

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. Vena has lived in this apartment all through the past year and just as the new school year is right around the corner, the landlord decided that she would raise the rent. James Hendersom, a nineteen year old guy has been recently kicked out of his dorm for smoking cigarettes. He now has been living with his parents until he can find a place of his own. He has been searching and searching for the past week and could not find anything, until just a few days ago. James was looking through the ads, again and one popped out more then all the others sitting on that plain "Looking for roommate. Contact Vena Anderson for further information" *This Wattpad story is rated Mature for strong language and some sexuality* Book One of the 'I Am Living With An Idiot' series. This book is currently being edited and revised because in some aspects it is so horrible, so I am working on it!!

A book of random, funny and truthful things that all of us can relate to! Most of these were found on the Internet but some we created by me. Vote and enjoy!

Enter the house of horrors.

She's rude, mean and bitchy. One may call her... sassy. In which a girl has an attitude but a boy can see past it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhVjqmIIlM&feature=youtu.be LOOK AT THIS AWESOME TRAILOR @WattyTrailors MADE FOR ME!!!!ITS SO GOOD AGHHHHH