(Complete) [WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT] Banging a milf had always been on Bud E. Ice's fucket list. But how well would he actually handle it if given the opportunity? Read and find out. Or don't. Who the fuck cares? P.S. No cheeks were harmed during the making of this shitty, shallow story.

Entry for the 100 Quirky Ways to Die 2017 contest by @HGWProject ✾ On New Year's Eve before year 2000, an occult researcher uncovers a sex magick conspiracy. Cue hilarity (hopefully). ✾ A tongue-in-cheek send-up of cults and cabals. RIYL: the nympho bastard child of Umberto Eco and Chuck Palahniuk.