Maybe a lot of angst bc of my writing buddy UvU but no worries I have happy things! Anyways This mature so read at your own risk NO SMUT!!

The one person Technoblade vowed to himself to protect is killed during the bombing of L'manburg. He has nobody turn to... ...excluding that one guy he kept hostage in his basement. -- The Dream SMP but with a few twists that cause the story to take a very different turn. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm even writing this.

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

REQUESTS OPEN!!! This is basically just a bunch of bbh one-shots most will be of ships but if you do not want it to de romantic well then mention that while requesting. I will take 3 requests at a time these will be either short or long I will tell you when requests are being taken. and no minor x adult in this that's just weird. And I will not be doing smut sorry. Also I hope that everyone has a great day or night. There will be many trigger warnings so read with caution. Sorry If there grammar errors or spelling error. Trust me I am to lazy to fix them. Sorry. Also I will not do minors x halo or Phil because... Do I have to explain. The answer is no. Anyway there will some chaps that aren't the actual story and they will have a •...• on them to explain that they are not the story. In

BBH oneshots No smut:) any ships you guys want besides skephalo (it's overrated and Boring. I think of them more like brothers)

BOTTOMBOYHALO SUPREMACY NO TOPBOYHALO HERE 😇😇 NO ILLEGAL SHIP (UNESS PLATONIC) REQUESTS ARE OPEN (ONLY CHARACTER/PERSONA NVER IRL NAMES, BASICALLY ONLY SHIPPING THE CHARACTERS, NKT THE PEOPLE IRL!!!!!!)

I found a victim and it is no other than the lovely muffiny badboyhalo! This is basically a bunch of RARE+BBH one-shots. I could do other ships tho, obviously this is all JUST FOR FUN. No shady business y'all.. This has no smut. If you want that stuff you can go on @bloodydoves account and find it there. Cover is made by: @Itsnancy1

"there are muffins at home" muffins at home: /// While looking through my Google docs I found a bunch of fanfics from a long time ago (a month ago) about different mcyt creators (mostly Badboyhalo). The one that really got me interested was a Bad6d fic I wrote. I decided to fix it up a bit before posting it here, alongside the other fics I wrote. Also the title has nothing to do with what's written. Inspired by Being_Delirious' book called "A Muffin for Everyone" Check them out, their writing is fucking awesome. *Cover changed March 4th, 2021.

Bacon never expected to survive running into some of the city's most dangerous villains. He especially never expected one of them-Mane-to keep showing up. Between loyalty to everyone he knows and a pull he can't explain, Bacon's world begins to unravel, one rooftop at a time. - uploaded on ao3 too!!!