DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO WISH TO PLEDGE TO SHREK OR READ THE TODODEKU CHATFIC BY @animefanfics2 FELLOW SHREKIANS, THIS IS THE WORD OF THE HOLY SHREK GOD IT IS BEING WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE DISCIPLES AND PROPHETS WHO ASSISTED IN THE SACRIFICE OF BOTH MINETA AND ENDEAVOUR AND FREEDOM OF AREA 51 ALIENS I BELIEVE I HEAR THE WORDS OF OUR GOD Seriously if you're one of my friends from school, back off this is serious Also leave discord account names bc we'll add and pledge you there