"You can't tell anyone about this; about us."

"I thought he had feelings for me, but I was wrong. He deluded me." or In which Luke agrees to a bet where he has to fool his best mate's sister into thinking he likes her, but also has to get her to sleep with him. 2020 foolshemmo

in which two teenagers are looking for sex, drugs, and trouble.

"When you look at me, what do you see? Do you see this face, or the one covered in blood?"

"you're a satanist? do you really not have any self-respect?" "really? you want to talk about morals?" or in which a satanist falls for a prostitute

❝Is it so wrong that I'll rather hear you call me daddy instead of my own son?❞ © -𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙 | 2018

in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

"Today's agenda begins with assigning new lab partners."

"you're a fucking kid, i can't love you!" the one where luke babysits a 14 year old.