"It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!" (house of the dragon) (Pre- Dance of the Dragons, during Rhaenyra's time at court) (young!Aegon ii Targaryen x fem!oc)

Title: The Lazy Cannon Fodder's Guide to Survival Plot Summary: Qin Lan, a university student known for his laziness and sharp tongue, wakes up one morning in the body of Ji Yu, a minor cannon fodder character in a dog-blood romance novel. Ji Yu's role? To be framed, humiliated, and ultimately killed to make the villain, Li Chengyan, appear even more ruthless. Instead of panicking, Qin Lan shrugs. "If I'm supposed to die... might as well die comfortably." Thus begins Qin Lan's lazy yet chaotic journey to avoid death without lifting a finger. ---

"Jagiya... are you happy to see me again?~" . . . I definitely wasn't the one who thought of this first... I saw a TikTok post referencing SFH and Squid Game together so I kinda wanna write a story about this now lololol Btw, credit to an anonymous author in AO3!!! I read their work and got inspired to write my own take as well No heavy NSFW here, just light taunting then and there, this'll mostly focus more on lore development with Moonwoo twist

He was born a prince-golden-haired, sharp-tongued, and adored beyond reason. Not by the empire. Not by the people. But by him. Claude de Alger Obelia. The cold emperor who never once looked at his daughter... yet worshipped his son like something sacred. Like something his. Bratty, bored, and dangerously loved, the young prince grows up tangled in velvet chains-spoiled, watched, controlled. When a royal guest flirts and the emperor's jealousy turns brutal, the prince begins to wonder just how far his father's obsession will go... and how far he can push it. But playing with power comes at a cost. And love like Claude's? It never lets go.

Itachi was sitting at home before his desk, his arms folded and his head buried half-way into them as he stared with cool and almost soulless black eyes before the phone started buzzing, Hinata in bold on the phone as Itachi picked it up before it could ring a second more. " Hinata..." " I-Itachi..." The timid stammer made him know something was wrong as he stared to the desk, his heart slightly speeding up. " Where are you? I haven't heard from you since this morning..." Itachi bit his lip. " I-Itachi-k-kun... D-Did you threaten I-Ino's bo-boyfriend?" Her stammering was reaching a whole new level of nervousness that Itachi had not heard in years. " He couldn't take his eyes off you... He had his girlfriend right there and everything, I didn't threaten him that badly." Itachi rose to defend himself. " I-I-Ino said y-you..." She trailed off as it seemed to painful for his love to say it, but he knew Ino had told her everything, " Th-That's not what you s-said." She whispered to him through the phone, " I-I think we sh-should take a b-break." She whimpered then and his heart was hammering as he looked outside the window, red entering his vision. " You're leaving me? What? Hinata... Please don't leave me, I'll die without you." Itachi whispered back, jolting out of his chair and starting to pace around like a caged panther, " You can't leave me, we love each other." " I-I-I-" He heard crying. They were making her cry. Soon her sniffles left the phone and Ino's voice entered his ears like a gnat, " Leave her alone you psychotic freak!" She then hung up as Itachi listened to the emptiness on the other side until finally a robotic dial tone sounded from being there too long as he pulled it back and let the phone drop from his hand, clattering to the floor and shattering it's screen as he turned and looked outside as if he could see them, Ino putting all these lies into Hinata and getting her to leave him, keeping them apart.

I was bored and so I imagine this

❝𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔! 𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐘! 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐘/𝐍!❞ They say a Uchiha's love is hard, and they love pretty hard. Well, the second hokage says so, but is it really true? Most Uchiha have a completely different reason for the activation of the Sharingan, claiming it's caused by "revenge", "hate", and "anger". Whatever you wanna call it. Jealousy? Love? They both have a way of covering up in one's mind, but the reality is they're basically the same thing, just acted out in different ways, some would say. Sasuke is complicating, and Y/n is clueless, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?? Y/n gets Sasuke to fall in love head over heels? "She fell for him first, but he fell harder" type shyft? 👀 Anywho, poor Y/n and poor Sasuke. That girl has that guy on a leash, and she doesn't even know it, which leads to his jealousy and poor teenage decisions to fuck it all up. He might've made it seem like he was in love, he was... right? But it's all over once he pulls out the 'we aren't even dating' card/ Ending in Y/n becoming very upset with him and doing something horrible, which he would've never guessed in a million years she would do. (!!COMPLETE!!) PLEASE READ MY FREAKY STORY B4 I GET A RESTRAINING ORDER !! 🤨🤫🧏

Y/N is a weeb She is a pervet She fell into Naruto world She will fuck up the story line She will build her harem ;;;; "If uchiha do wants kids, then why did madara not have kids?" "Oh! Thats simple, he had enough of me calling him daddy" :::::: "Shisui uchiha and Itachi uchiha are to be killed" ::::::: "I don't need sleep! I need answers!" "..." "..." "..." "How mad will you be if i used edo te-" :::::: "All I'm saying is maybe orichimaru isn't that bad, he killed rasa and the third hokage" "..." "...he also looks pretty hot in his jounin outfit" "No." "But-" :::::: "She isn't a god!" "Bitch! You don't know what I am!" :::::: "all my theories makes sense." "Yeah, yeah, and madara isn't a virgin" :::::: "Hell to the fuck yeah! I raised that kid!" :::::: I have schizophrenia. :::::: "Interesting.... . . . . . . . . . . Is that what you wanted me to say? Well sike-! Fear may not work, but despair is a very strong emotion." - - - - - - - - - - Y/N = your name H/C = hair color or hijab colour or if you are bald just your skin tone H/S = hair style or hijab style or if you are bald just your skin tone S/T = skin tone I won't mention clothings that much, but it is decided that there are always long sleeved shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and pants; unless mentioned otherwise < for plot reasons > ----------- I may delete this story, and re write or something SLOW AND RANDOM UPDATES Chapters currently: not edited

I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ITS CHARACTERS - ALL IMAGES CAME FROM PINTERST SO I DO NOT OWN THEM