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This was made by a horny bitch that had nothing else to do. This was written while listening to 'Squidwards Nose' by CupcakKe. This is obviously satire. Enjoy and read at your own risk.

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Two fast food corporations at war, but their mascots have something else in mind 😉😉😉 this is going to be an absolutely toe curling read

!!!this is satire!!! bobs burgers omegaverse linda x gretchen (with a sideplot about louise)

based off of those alpha wolf and Kurt Cobain comparison memes on Pinterest

Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations and learn about what it means to be on the journey of life. So get ready to stay Up All Night reading this tale of love, philosophy, music, drama, abortion, free will, cheese, and affairs. And keep an eye out for the cameos of your favorite One Direction boys! *This story is based on the characters in a fanfic by Ratatouille123 **Also, here's a playlist based on this story: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7A5XQg7VgeK9TEStrFdbgU?si=8623b02d353645c6

magic happens so the reader meets Shrek and they fall in love