"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███." "Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense." "Brother, am I supposed to?" "You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably." "Oh, I'll get on with it then." America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other. Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people. And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other. Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███! "Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this." "Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this." "Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy." "It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!" "I'm ending this for you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Very not historically and geographically correct I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍 THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT Very much inspired by rr and wwms This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb

COVER ART BY @Phr0gg0L0rd I AM VERY GRATEFUL TO THEM ❤️ America, the country that no one would dare mess with, a world superpower, comes into a meeting with his leg bleeding out hazardously. Hell breaks out, who could've done this? And why? UN believes that America is in notable danger and hires a certain someone to be his protector. Moreover, what will happen when conspicuous hate turns to something...more? Just when America thinks he's safe, reoccurring strange dreams send his mental state spiraling. But those nightmares aren't real, or so he thinks. Warnings ⚠️: WIP, Swearing, Gay, Cringe {Yes, in this book statehumans exist and they appear quite often. However, they will not be the main focus of the fanfic, just there for sillies! ^^}

Russia lost his father not long ago and America is in a bit of trouble with UN because of bad habits he has. UN, who has some superhuman abilities, gets blackout drunk at a party and ends up transforming America into a cat. This is my first fic and I'm honestly more proud of it than I thought I'd be. Cover from Blu merlin

★ | Russia is a reserved artist with a penchant for painting. His demeanor exudes an air of aloofness, often perceived as cold and distant by others. Despite his quiet nature and occasional sharpness, his passion for painting is undeniable, expressed through his evocative artworks that speak volumes where words fail him. Meanwhile, in the revered corridors, stood a student who epitomized the polar opposite. America, a boisterous writer whose vibrant personality matches his passion for storytelling. With an outgoing demeanor and a knack for engaging conversation, he thrives in social settings, drawing inspiration from the world around him to fuel his creative pursuits. America and Russia, destined to intersect, their paths veiled in enigmatic anticipation, attend their third year at the prestigious Etherton Academy, a school nestled on the serene outskirts of a bustling metropolis, a beacon of excellence in education and innovation. Surrounded by lush greenery and rolling hills, the campus exudes an aura of tranquility, providing a sanctuary for young minds to flourish. In the shadow of Etherton Academy's grandeur, these two young men, each carrying the weight of their family's legacy, find themselves on divergent paths that fate is determined to intertwine. ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ Completely Fictional World. !HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! !STEREOTYPES! (?) !CONTAINS SLIGHTLY VULGAR LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS! This book won't really be anything major, it's just basically a little AU and short story I thought of and wanted to write, so don't expect for it to be a long story or anything :) Cover art and any art contained in the book is made by me! Also I'm sorry if the description is too long :(

THE DISCOVERY A fundamentally lonesome person, Russia believed he could survive the Academy all on his own but his assumptions were quickly torn down as the Awakening sessions began. With the discoveries of latent gifts and the arrival of a certain someone, Russia is forced to accept his new circumstances and forge the most unlikely of bonds. EARTHBOUND As the Ranking Tournament looms over their shoulders, a sinister plot slowly unfurls, hoping to plunge their fragile but peaceful world into a new age. When the Gateway is sabotaged, the doubtful duo makes their way to the human realm to hone their Awakenings, only to find themselves entangled in something far more treacherous. Buried secrets slowly reveal themselves in the worst ways possible as Russia and America come face to face with their greatest challenge yet. THE RANKING With a crisis averted and new clues surfacing, all seems to be going smoothly, right on time for the arrival of the most important event of a countryhuman's life, the quadrennial Ranking Tournament. As the entire continent gathers together to watch the games, new friends and foes alike are introduced, each more powerful than the last. Resounding clashes of hopes and dreams are nothing but abundant but even these brilliant sparks cannot hide the unspoken secrets any longer. The games grind to a halt at the declaration of war, a promise to recreate the world. ??? to be continued? FIRST WATTPAD EVER! Please excuse any grammar or spelling errors. !CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE! !STEREOTYPES! (?) !HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! !NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE! (None of these countries are made to reflect the real life country) !Please keep these warnings in mind while reading, should you proceed! (No explicit stuff. I don't wanna go there.) All images are mine. Music is not mine. Credit to their creators. #1 rusame 2021/2/15 #1 countryhumans 2021/2/25 #2 ship 2024/1/31 1 MILLION READS!!! 2024/1/29

In an attempt to get the two bickering countries to get along, Alfred and Ivan must spend one month together in one of Alfreds homes. In a house set back into the woods, these two countries are going to grow closer together and learn more about eachother then anyone else has before. Even a few things that they never wanted the other to find out. *Warning* Depressed America. Suicidal thoughts. Suicide attempt. Vulgar language. Maybe smut? We'll have to see where this goes.

Recently, a prolific well-loved journalist has turned up dead, the family wants answers. Two of the best detectives are pulled onto the case by the family of the journalist. Problem is, they have a long standing rivalry. Can the two solve the case?

America is the top actor and singer in the entertainment industry. But everything changes when he disappears from the public for two years. People believed he disappeared due to the recent scandal involving him. America lost everything and was treated unfairly when he returned, but even amidst the darkness there was a single light there to help and guide him. Russia, who has been by his side for longer than the American realized. --------------- Slow burn and fluff Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE

(Cover made by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube and Tumblr) (I post every Saturday when possible, if I forget there's multi chapter posts) America a college student has been bullied by Russia since 6th grade because he had children by then. After highschool they never saw each other again but they meet again in college which pisses America off. In the first few months of college he learns about Russia's ex-girlfriend south Africa who's very spiteful about the breakup and Liechtenstein someone who hates Russia, for some reason America wants to be the only person Russia can hate and the only person who can hate Russia. So he decides to make a plan on how to kill two birds with one stone. Russia is a cold hearted, mean, always negative country so much to the point he put his only child up for adoption. He's always bullied America because he had 13 kids at 12 and 28 at 13 and it just kept multiplying giving him more fuel to bully America for and when they separated paths after highschool he thought he'd never see the small annoying country again, but then he bumps into America at college and shit starts all over again. Russia is oblivious to those who hate him other than America so he doesn't see any later events coming.

America is the rebellious prince of Britannia who only desired to have freedom in his life. Of course that's impossible considering the position he was born in. He will be the next king when he comes of age. He's sick of all the rules, lessons, balls, and arranged marriages he has to go through. All the talk about him is also weighing him down. One faithful day a new royal guard comes to the palace of Britannia. With his mysterious and strict demeanor, he catches the prince's interest very quickly. From that day and so on they will face a spiral of emotions while constantly questioning their morals and themselves... Love is such a fickle and mysterious thing isn't it? --------------- Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE #1 #countryhuman #1 #countryhumans #1 #rusame #1 #countryship