"YOU'RE CRAZY!" "I'm hilarious." What happens when two insufferable children in different spectrums in the chaos and order chart meet together? One having an unhealthy obsession with glitter bombing people, and the other having uncle issues. Would they fight? Try to kill each other? Suddenly fall in love and hold hands? Who knows, that's why you have to read it. THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. It's for the freaks;)

An assignment as the personal escort of the Golden Guard himself doesn't sound too shabby- especially when you've got exceptional abilities to back you up. But reading minds isn't quite as useful as everyone makes it out to be, and your new charge is as bitter and unpredictable as he is endearing. Worse yet, he seems just as incapable of figuring himself out as you are. Maybe the two of you can figure yourselves out together. Your typical 'impromptu induction into the emperor's coven' story. A self-indulgent romance between the Golden Guard and an unspecified, gender-neutral witch, for self-insert purposes (no I will NOT be using Y/N, and if you ask again you will be petrified. Peace and love.) Oh yeah, you're also a mind-reader. Guess you won't have to wonder what goes on in our beloved Goldie's head anymore. (Cover art by me)

REQUESTS OPEN! This fic is a collection of one-shots about reader and the golden guard/Hunter. The stories may transcend the owl house and the plots for each one-shot may occur in different alternate universes(e.g. university au, human realm au, castle au, etc.) I am taking requests and feel free to suggest! A first requester will have one guaranteed one-shot written:D (You may still suggest after getting your guaranteed request and I'll let you know if I take a liking to your suggestions) I don't discriminate against your requests, be it angst, fluff, or anything out of the ordinary. [I do not write smut but can do some kissy or overly obsessive yandere type one-shots]

You are the unluckiest person in the entire universe. With the constant state of unluckiness, your glasses broke, and you were seated at the backrow of the classroom. You decide to copy the notes of your seatmate. And he... his handwriting was the definition of your chaotic life. Human realm university life. No angst. Fluff.

Y/n Snapdragon, adopted daughter of Terra Snapdragon has been destined to wed The golden guard ever since she was adopted in the Snapdragon family. You become conscious of this fact you were to be wed around the age of 5. Both you and the golden guard have been at eachothers throats for years about this marriage. He's so snarky, a good for nothing show off, who only cares about pleasing the emperor. That is until he reveals more of his true self once the day of unity comes to an approach. He's actually smart, and curious, and kind, he just hasn't shown much of this to you before. The more kinder you realize he is , the more in love you may actually fall.

I saw the lack of Hunter/Reader Fanfic so I knew I had to make some. This story is about YOU! You are a witch who wants to join the Emperor's Coven but keeps failing. You bump into The Golden Guard and at first not get along, but soon he becomes something more. (Warning: Story is still in editing. And everyone is meaner for some reason? Like when I was writing this I made the main character unlikeable at first, and everyone else) (Also, posted on Ao3)

Your father is a basic guard in the emperors coven, you often go there in your free time to tend to the plants around the castle, one day, you're in the castles library, browsing around to find any fairytales that peak your interest, but it turns out the golden guard that's been sitting popular lately reaches for the same book.

[Special] 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘺/𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺/𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺?/𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦/ 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦/𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 A roadtrip to Oregon to see your niece and nephew Mabel and Dipper. You invited your friends, and they agreed. But...there are some bumps in you and Hunter's relationship because of a certain person you meet in Gravity Falls?? Book playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5b0Vkboehu5F1238PGkMDL?si=e8d0df8d58f54f01

"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵~ 𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘶𝘮 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶~ 𝘖𝘩, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶?" You had jumped through the portal, just so you wouldn't have to say goodbye to Hunter Noceda, and when you enter the Boiling Isles for the first time in your life, everyone is shocked to see you, desparate to send you back home. When they can't do that, they accept that you were there, and decided to let you help on getting Amity Blight back. Book 2 playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2b6csVq7CbHCFYojYkPKN7?si=63b677e865d8445d

"𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵~ 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳...𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘥𝘰~" You are a human that meets Hunter and Vee Noceda in the Human realm. You wonder where they came from because know Luz for 8 years, she didn't have siblings? Why do Hunter, Willow, and Gus cover their ears? After getting to know Hunter, you began to fall for him. What will you do if Hunter has to back...home to help a friend named Amity Blight and leaves YOU behind? Story Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5JG7ygnwyRUXm4d7tpMZBu?si=521b0750dd3940be