"This Empress Only Wants to Sleep" (又懒又咸的男后) Summary: In the modern world, Lin Yu had three life goals: eat well, sleep well, and never get involved in other people's drama. Unfortunately, fate had other plans. After dying in the most undignified way possible (choking on late-night fried chicken), Lin Yu transmigrates into a dog-blood palace novel-straight into the body of the infamous Ger Empress Lin Yu, a man known throughout the empire as: ✔ sharp-tongued ✔ cruel ✔ politically dangerous ✔ rumored to poison concubines for fun Hated by ministers. Feared by servants. Despised by the Emperor. Everyone waits for the Empress to scheme. But- The new Lin Yu only wants to sleep. Instead of fighting for favor, he naps. Instead of managing the harem, he snacks. Instead of plotting rebellions, he asks, "Is lunch ready yet?" The palace descends into confusion. Servants panic. Officials grow suspicious. Assassins hesitate because the Empress is... sleeping again. And the cold, suspicious Emperor, who expected venom and ambition? He gets an Empress who: forgets court meetings trades jewels for desserts uses imperial power exclusively to get softer pillows Somehow, by doing absolutely nothing, Lin Yu: ✔ avoids every palace trap ✔ accidentally exposes conspiracies ✔ becomes the most untouchable person in the palace The Emperor watches in disbelief as the most feared ger in history turns into a lazy, soft, inexplicably adorable disaster-and worse... He's starting to find him interesting. A transmigrated empress who refuses to fight. An emperor who can't stop watching. A palace that slowly loses its mind. This is a story about survival through laziness, accidental dominance, and a ger empress who proves that sometimes... doing nothing is the most terrifying move of all. (waking up in the palace like "wow... free food??") 🍚

Fantasy Mpreg & Egg Preg Erotica. In his grandfather's library, Aaron finds a strange old book on a stand. Reading from it summons a demon. The demon quickly takes control of the situation. Features: Male pregnancy, egg impregnation, malexmale sexual acts, rapid belly growth/expansion, unusual birth

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After being involved with a cold-hearted mafia boss, Robyn Lehman decides its time to run. Little did she know, she was carrying the future heir to his entire empire. Will he find her again? Or will she stay hidden forever? =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= He got up from the bed, pulling up his pants and not taking a glance at me. I lay in the sheets, still dazed by what we had just done. "Get up." He barks, making me jump a bit. I was confused beyond belief. Just moments ago he was making love to me... I did as he said, wrapping the loose sheet around my body, he continued to glare as I did so, and I made my way to his side of the bed. He held out a hand, an angry look on his face. "Don't. Just go. This was a mistake, and it won't happen again." He mutters coldly. I feel my face heating up and my eyes welling with tears. "Oh.." I stare at him, my emotions beginning to be hard to keep in. He laughs, shaking his head. "You thought I cared?" He let out a loud chuckle. "You mean nothing to me. Now go to your room, I don't want to see you in here again."