Zoey accidentally gets stuck in a tour bus with One Direction. Every fans dream come true right? Well shes not a fan. She doesn't like them. It seems as if she's the only girl in the world that is immune to Direction Infection. But what happens when she starts falling for 1/5 of One Direction? Can she stay immune to Direction Infection? Or will she soon catch a cold for them too?

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

《 in progress 》 - inconsistent updates . . . . . Just a normal day as a flight attendant. "Flight 770 to Paris, France. You may unbuckle your seat belts. Refreshments will be served shortly." I started from economy, row by row, serving drinks and distributing food, and finally arrived at the business class section. "Drink, sir?" I said, and he didn't reply. I looked down to see a boy, about the same age as me, with messy, blonde hair, blue eyes piercing through my dark brown ones, mouth open and eyebrows raised. He looks extremely familiar. His friend next to him has the same expression as he does, only with black hair, surprisingly handsome with his stubble. "I-I'm sorry... is there a problem?" "It's me, Clara! Niall..." Everything stops. I ran away to the very back of the plane, hearing screaming and crying behind me. I turned around. The heartthrob was following me. I prayed that he would stop chasing me. It had to be on a plane... why, God? . . . . . © PaynesTea Works

Caitlyn is just a normal teen. But, not very many people like her. What happens when mystery boy from England moves to her small town in Louisiana?