Daron has finally turned eighteen. As happy as he is, it's still hard to be the virgin in the room. Just when he thinks he can't handle his crush on his best friend Serj, the other boy admits his feelings are reciprocated. Full oneshot, notes at the beginning.

Uh-Oh. Serj seems to be a bit nervous about System Of A Down's upcoming show. How will he deal with it? How will others deal with it? Read to find out! Fluff will be introduced in this story! Nothing more than that. :) (Sexual Inneundos are in the story. If you're not comfortable with jokes like that, please avoid reading.)

Serj Tankian and Daron Malakian are two complete strangers until they glance at each other at this Christian AA course they joined. One thing will lead to another, one will commit a sin, but hell, aren't we all sinners in the eyes of God?

Your average shitty derj fanfic.