The day I died was a living nightmare every one was having a party and where not going to my funeral it made me sad and then, someone came to the funeral and it was mushroom and I hate mush room so then he saw that no one was there so he invited sunny side up egg and I almost fated even though I am dead. So them sunny side up egg brought sour crout and I almost died two time it had started to be the most horrible funeral I have ever had. TO BE CONTINUED

Um.....I am making a collection of quotes, and I uh just wanted to make your day happier, I'm sorry if these suck, I know I'm am a really bad writer, but I just wanted to perk up your day a little.....so..um..yeah LET'S GO!!!