I came to bail my dear best friend out of jail, not watch him do parkour in a holding cell, hallucinate Jesus or casually confess in my car like it's no big deal. It took me five whole minutes to process it. He's still grinning. I'm still malfunctioning. This is a story about one idiot in handcuffs, one idiot in denial, and the fact that I'm still processing it. FUCK YOU UNIVERSE. hi yes also this is a one-shto unless requested to eb cotnuied. :3 also credits to artist i found this pic on pinterest but couldnt find the creds.