❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Lily was an accident. That’s what Mom and Dad said, when they broke the news to me and the brothers over second-time-around meatloaf and corn on the cob. An accident, as if they were apologizing for puncturing holes in the inflatable pool with the lawnmower...

"I do. And I'm sorry I can't quote that part of The Fault in Our Stars when the guy says this long ass thing about oblivion but, I love you Rachel and I always will." "I love you too." Rachel Summers has had a completely normal life so far. Completely normal not normal best friends, living the normal single life, normal overprotective mom, obsessed over books and fictional characters, just like any other normal teenage girl. Then her best friend completely turns her life upside down. So, is it gonna be forever? Or is gonna go down in flames? All Rights Reserved (The button isn't working)