in which louis is the school's bad boy with tolerance for no one except his baby girl , none other than harry styles WARNING HARRY IS FEMININE, THERE IS RAPE , DRUG ABUSE , ABUSE TOWARDS PEOPLE , CURSING , SEX AND THE USE OF CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL IN THIS BOOK , READ AT YOUR OWN RISK IM BEGGING YOU

In which Louis develops an unhealthy infatuation with the painstakingly endearing, clumsy boy across the hall, even though really- he's way too young for him.

"hey babe," "hey buddy," or the one where zayn tries desperately hard to get out of the friend zone.

"please daddy," "anything for you baby doll," or the one where niall is completely in love with louis and despite their rough patches he knows he'll always be his spoiled brat.