(WARNING!! this includes gore. drinking. drugs. and strong language if any of these make you uncomfortable please heed the warning also art was done by my lovely friend SailorMelonShark credits to him) it all started when Kyle turned 14 he found himself falling for Eric Cartman!? he tried to ignore it but it grew stronger over time by the time he was 16 he couldn't keep it in he had to confess being rejected would send him away right? and Eric being Eric Cartman he turned him down in the loudest most crude way possible but that only made it worse now years later Stan moved away Kenny ran away with Craig tucker Eric is now 24 and moved to a crowded small town after south park burned down he lives in a small crappy apartment with his cat Lyle and somehow he now has a girlfriend Kyle however is now 24 and lives one town over he may just seem like his town therapist really he's a serial killer by the name of the Phoenix butcher and stalker of no other than Eric Cartman

TRIGGER WARNING: EXTREME GORE, CANNIBALISM, SUICIDE, OFFENSIVE CONTENT, SWEARING. READER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED. A South Park AU where everything is about a million times darker. Cartman, the evil little nutjob from elementary school, has completely lost it. It's his senior year in high school, and it's his time to bring about his revenge to everyone who's ever wronged him. Is it possible for the kids of South Park to stop him, or will Cartman win again?

(Completed) Kyle Broflovski has been in love with Eric Cartman for six year, but Cartman is in love with Heidi Turner. But when Cartman and Heidi breakup, Kyle finally has his chance to confess his love, but will he be able to do it? And will Cartman feel the same way? Rated M for explicit content

As the days fly by, suspicion rises. Eric has been acting very strange ever since school started and Stan and his mix-matched rescue squad are starting to get worried. Kyle is in grave danger. They can all sense it. Will they be able to protect him? "You've crossed a line that I've painted myself to keep him close to me." "I'd recommend keeping a close eye on your boyfriend, Tucker."

Kyle is a boy with a lot of issues and Cartman is an asshole with curiosity. They start off badly and end up needing each other.

Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski didn't have the best relationship, but as they entered Highschool, the two became closer. Cartman begin developing feelings for the redhead, but when he causes a terrible accident, will his friendship with Kyle fall apart?

Kyle and Cartman have been keeping their relationship a secret for two weeks. Under their superhero personas, they're dating. Kyle wants to keep it private, and Cartman is getting tired of pretending he doesn't care. But between Coon and Friends franchise planning, Kyle being the only one with two movies in Phase One, and the two of them being a little too sweet to each other in front of everyone, they keep almost getting caught. Stan and Kenny notice before anyone else does.

It's all normal in South Park. But of course we can't have that, so things escalate from 1 to over 9000 when Cartman gets kidnapped. Kyle slowly realizes his, guh, tiny feelings for Cartman, which grow as time without him goes on. Then he goes on a quest to find Cartman and all that. (It might take a while until it's finished because I'm lazy and I like to take long breaks) Cover art by me. (Plz don't take down the cover I was really crazy with the blood okay) (Bad language warning: duh) Characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love. Warning: bad language, some offensive things (in character), mentions of sex (adult characters only!) and minor comedic violence. Warnings for future chapter: Mentions of mental health (very brief and non detailed) Notes!!! This is my first ever fanfic so I did hold back a little. There are traces of Stendy, Stenny and Creek but the main ship is Kyman (the others are pretty rare lmao) This is jam packed with headcanons. Looking back, this thing is ASS. I'll finish it for the people who enjoy it. If the finale chapter (chapter 7) feels rushed when it comes out it's because of that. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

Cartman has a deep obsession with Kyle, which is invisible to the naked eye. But if you look hard enough, you'll find that his obsession goes as far as to killing the fair gingers lovers. ------ Aka, Cartman is a yandere :) ------ Warnings: murder, gore, nsfw, psychopaths, swearing, lots of death, bullying, suicide